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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...

Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers

Jawan and Steven are bonding over both being big Marvel fans, but neither of them are big enough fans to watch the bonus features, clearly. #Survivor #Survivor49

Good morning!

I'm never not referring to him as "Daddy Sondheim" ever again #tonyawards

I prefer plays where a long-buried secret does *not* come to light. #Tonys

I absolutely love how they're showing the stage transformation for each performance. Kudos to whoever got that fog machine to look that beautiful for the Sunset Boulevard performance. #tonyawards

The roast of Jonathan Groff was perfect. I'll be watching his show from the balcony 😛 #tonyawards

Being a good theater nerd and watching the Tonys tonight. Death Becomes Her is immediately going to the top of my list of shows I need to see #tonyawards

JD Vance Rushed To Walter Reed After Inner Hillbilly Returns

Celebrating pride month by shoving slow walking straights out of my way 🚶‍➡️

To the cartoonist who drew this, well done.

Welcome to Reno, the Mighty Mecca of All-You-Can-Eat Sushi

Everyone thinks I'm crazy when I tell them about the all you can easy sushi culture in Reno!
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Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

NASA Announces Bold Plan To Still Exist By 2045 WASHINGTON—In what is being described as the most ambitious mission ever undertaken in the space agency’s history, NASA officials announced at a press conference Tuesday their bold new plan to still e...

NASA Announces Bold Plan To Still Exist By 2045

Had a great time the last couple months working in Cleveland!

I've been loving the show too!!!!! It's fun to watch something truly queer

Mid-century Modern over on Hulu is the gay sitcom we need in these crazy times. Hilarious, heart warming, and unapologetically queer.

God Regrets Never Learning Spanish THE HEAVENS—Kicking Himself for never getting around to developing what would have been a useful skill, God, Our Heavenly Father, and the Creator of the Universe, admitted Thursday that he regretted n...

The best Onion jokes are the simplest. "God Regrets Never Learning Spanish" — theonion.com/god-regrets-...

I found a waterfall in Ohio!

Live, laugh, live stream. vMix.com/live

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How, after three deranged seasons, can Mike White still write monologues that make our jaws hit the floor? That monologue was insane.... #whitelotus

The deeper I'm getting into this season of White Lotus, the more the new theme song is growing on me #whitelotus3

You've got this!

I've been in Cleveland less than 5 minutes and already heard half a dozen locals talk shit about the city

I'll volunteer as tribute

Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl GLENS FALLS, NY—Breaking its own record after scoring a touchdown to rack up its 600th point within the first quarter, the Boston Dynamics dog appeared unstoppable at the Puppy Bowl, sources confirmed Sunday. “It looks like Nacho is headed into the end zone, and—oh no, another brutal tackle from Spot, the robotic dog!” said game commentator Steve Levy, who clutched his head and winced as the gadget began emitting a high-pitched noise that caused the few still-standing puppies to crumple unconscious to the ground. “Oof, that’s gotta hurt! This is one dog that sure likes to play rough. It’ll be interesting to see what he does with the arm he’s protracting. Good God, Spot, no. That’s the referee! Run, everybody. Run for your lives!” At press time, the robotic dog was reportedly showboating with a victory dance on a pile of its opponents’ corpses.

Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl
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Good morning!!! Hope it turned into a good day!

Thanks! Ya Ya is my favorite track. Which is yours?

Cowboy Carter to me is an academic study of the lines between genres, which makes it a brilliant album, but not necessarily an easy listen.