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Irish-Canadian Twitter exile (had to leave as I hate fascists): sci-fi writing, fantasy, horror, books, science … cats. I try--not always successfully--to avoid politics in my posts, but don't hold back in replies.

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Just checked it briefly on YouTube and it damaged my brain.

13.03.2026 22:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Snow here. More snow, that is. So much snow. It's like everything's made of snow now. I don't snow what we're going to snow. I snow we'll snow snow snow but who snows?

13.03.2026 22:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account 

Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart”
Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001
Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar  at city hall

Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”

Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart” Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001 Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar at city hall Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

13.03.2026 19:50 👍 25084 🔁 5324 💬 819 📌 239

No way. He's a bad dog!

13.03.2026 19:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a cartoon of a skeleton with the words have fun staying poor ALT: a cartoon of a skeleton with the words have fun staying poor
13.03.2026 14:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Unexpectedly”. LOL.

13.03.2026 12:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They told us AI would take our jobs but they never mentioned that it would have a robot body.

13.03.2026 12:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, my cat farts a lot, especially after I’ve eaten beans.

13.03.2026 12:18 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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13.03.2026 12:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Love your covers.

13.03.2026 12:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The bonce looks sore.

13.03.2026 12:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ah, she’s a self-fulfilling prophet, like me. Watch this: you will soon drink a large black coffee and need a big poo!

*slurp*

Whoa, gotta go.

13.03.2026 11:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Death by stupidity—for all of us, probably.

13.03.2026 11:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm evolving into one right now. Oh, wait, no, it's a sloth I'm evolving into. Can't abide the taste of ants.

13.03.2026 03:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have a use for you...

13.03.2026 03:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's a woman so technically it should be Womaneater and start with a W.

13.03.2026 03:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have that exact edition. There are some great stories in there (the one with the wooden leg!). The last one (I think it's last)--The Displaced Person--is heartbreaking.

13.03.2026 03:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, the thing is, masks were never designed to protect you, the wearer. They're to protect others FROM you in situations where you're sick and possibly contagious. The mask will give some protection in the office full of sick people, but you'd be much better off if the sick people wore the masks.

13.03.2026 03:05 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0

We had heavy rain for a few days and it washed away the 12 inches of packed snow that's been in the garden since mid-January. It's too soggy to do much, though--and bloody cold.

13.03.2026 03:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Instead you have recklessness, belligerence, and callous disregard.

12.03.2026 23:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, if memory serves (from the song, Flash, by Queen), they dispatched this rocket to bring back Flash Gordon's body (but of course, being Flash Gordon, he wasn't dead)!

12.03.2026 23:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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#Rage

12.03.2026 23:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Good man, Josh.

12.03.2026 19:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*no

12.03.2026 19:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why does the media cover it like this? What happened to "Congressman says Muslims have not place in America, proves himself unworthy of political office", followed by the appropriate outrage, resignation, etc.?

12.03.2026 19:49 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Yes, when you show them that you're a populist, fascist-curious little qunt, some of them don't like you (it's the ones that still tolerate you that I have reservations about).

12.03.2026 19:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If that was Peak Reform, it was pretty shit (like the rest of Reform).

12.03.2026 19:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, Trump is what you get when you never tell a kid he's wrong, or that he can't have something he wants, or that the answer is no.

12.03.2026 19:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Where do Terminators store their data? On their thumb drives...
#Terminator

12.03.2026 16:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Evolution Keeps Reinventing The Appendix. Here's Why It May Be Important. Most people know only two things about the appendix: You don't need it – and if it bursts, you need surgery fast.

#Science #ScienceBitches

12.03.2026 16:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0