I took from me pocket ten sovereigns bright
And the landlady's eyes opened wide with delight
She says, "I have whiskeys and wines of the best, and the words that ye told me were only in jest!"
And it's no, nay, never
No, nay, never, no more
Will I play the wild rover
No, never, no more
I went into an ale-house I used to frequent
I told the landlady me money was spent
I asked her for credit, she answered me, "Nay, such a custom as yours I can have any day"
And it's no, nay, never
No, nay, never, no more
Will I play the wild rover
No, never, no more
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
I've been a wild rover for many's the year
I've spent all me money on whiskey and beer
But now I'm returning with gold in great store, and I never will play the wild rover no more
And it's no, nay, never
No, nay, never, no more
Will I play the wild rover
No, never, no more
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"Sir! How dare you fart in front of my wife!"
I'm terribly sorry, I didn't realise it was her turn
Love to shop but won't buy this BS
What's it say on the CV?
"Nutrient-dense"
It's not unilingualism if you can order at least two beers on six continents
"Bastard Spanish"
Bit rude
"And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas."
- Armaments 2: 9-21
Oh aye it would be on the quiet if it were even a thing the guy you wouldn't leave alone with a fiver tells the press
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Dogs cleverly avoiding the ol' original sin trap by sticking with dichromatic vision
We could wait until the walls come down
It's time to give a little to the kids in the middle
But oh until it falls won't bother me
Might be over now but I feel it still
Might have had your fill but I feel it still
Might be over now but I feel it still
I'm a rebel just for kicks now
Let me kick it
I'm a rebel just for kicks now
Got another mouth to feed
Leave it with a baby sitter mama call the grave digger
Gone with the fallen leaves
Might be over now but I feel it still
We could fight a war for peace
Give in to that easy living
Goodbye to my hopes & dreams
Start flipping for my enemies
Bring me a pound of your god so that I might weigh it
😭😃🤣
Noted
Take it to them, Keir & Ed
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Bring me a pound of your god so that I might weigh it
When there's loving in the air
Don't fight it, just keep breathing
I can't help myself but stare
Double check for double meanings
I'm a man who's got very specific taste
Oh, you got a pulse and you are breathing
Oh, I think it's time that we get leaving
You're just my type
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
And take a look around the room
Love comes wearing disguises
How to go about and choose?
Break it down by shapes and sizes
I'm a man who's got very specific taste
Oh, you got a pulse and you are breathing
Oh, I think it's time that we get leaving
You're just my type
*socialist messiah alert*
You mean protected by their EU membership?
Thanks Brexiters & Lexiters
Great work as per usual
Anyway, about that Spanish pride in their PM...
Sorry but it's going to be funny if smegsbreath loses the war despite the largest military the world has ever seen
Hey-ho
bsky.app/profile/did:...
When you're an obstacle to your own demands
France laughing because of their nuclear generation
Is anyone "green" paying attention?
No
You can always tell the difference between verdi Corbynites & the OGs because of that extra dose of joy they bring from all the tolerance & love they wish to promote
