You don't hate payment processors enough. You don't hate them enough
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You don't hate payment processors enough. You don't hate them enough
Absolutely agreed. It was a less strict alternative to patreon so ppl dealt with everything else, but I think this will cost them. With these rules ppl won't want to deal with the downsides of the site itself etc.
I do love how this happened without any warning from their team as well, I've not gotten a mail about changes at all.
Incredibly tired by everything. I guess it's god honoring knight fucking only until they decide that's not allowed anymore bcs it's non con bcs you can't see their faces. Or they don't allow anal anymore bcs its "fetishizing human waste".
It's the absolute worst, I am so tired.
I am sad that I know what you're probably talking about.
Dear lords, I havent even had my coffee yet, this is bullshit.
Guess Monster March is cut short.
Instantly had the theme song run in my head.
I never reply bcs I don't want to seem rude but they are figments of my imagination, you don't have to worry about them. Throwing that out for the future where I will do bad things to them under the excuse of "plot", until they crack. A gauntlet handjob will be the least of their trouble.
I really have to hold myself back when somebody asks if the boys getting each other off with gauntles doesn't hurt them to not say "luv, they are not real".
I have reached the 11 hour mark of this drawing Q_Q
Thanks for the reminder! I know one combination does it so I always randomly hit all buttons XD I have the harest time remembering keybindings like that Q_Q
A monochrome drawing of my knight OC Sir Anser in a sexual embrace with some tentacles.
Tight Embrace
Similar to slumping more and more when I sit and do a task for a long time, I also have the bad habit of zooming in more and more when I work on a background. just caught myself on 150% zoom, no wonder I've been drawing moss for the last three hours.
Haha, that's also a good one.
Thank you!!
Trying to figure out what layer that smudge is on only to find out that it is actually a spot on your monitor.
A black and white template with a Fraktur font. The title says "Monsterfucker Meme". The template is six different frames with labels above them. The labels read "Tentacle, Werewolf, Minotaur, Slime, Siren, Bug".
This was the first in a set of 6 monsterfucking prompts. The template was inspired by somebody elses but I changed some of the prompts and added a sixth one so I thought I might as well post it.
A monochrome drawing of my knight OC Sir Anser in a sexual embrace with some tentacles.
Tight Embrace
Hahaha, I would've done the same XD
When you know nothing about cavalry sports and learn that tent pegging is not what you thought it might be.
Agreed, I liked having berries early. And that they need compost is meh bcs the compost system needs an overhaul. Needing barrels for it and the time it takes for it in the barrel really sucks.
A black and white drawing of my knight OCs Douglas and Willow in a modern AU setting, wearing leather masks and fetish gear.
They saw you from across the bar and they really hate your vibe.
A drawing of my minotaur and knight OC having a dick measuring contest. The minotaur is standing behind the knight, his sizeable cock is slotted in between the thighs of the knight whos hose has been pushed down as far as his armor allows. The minotaur is looking over the blushing knights shoulder, down at both their cocks, with the knights smaller dick twitching through an orgasm. The dialogue reads: Knight: Ah Minotaur: *huff* That was quick, short one. Knight: Don't- Hah Don't make fun of me. The perspective is all kinds of fucked up and I am aware but I don't care.
Don't make fun of him.
A drawing of a half naked knight in a pony play inspired set of armor and harness.
Year of the π
A picture of an ink drawing with three panels and some black and white scrolls acting as speech bubbles. The first panel shows a bit of Douglas' helmet, the scroll reads: "Oh golden boy" The second panel shows Douglas' gauntleted hand on Willows cock, the scrolls read: "Poor little noble, too good to touch your own prick for relief. Always so eager for me to get my hands on you." The last panel shows a close up of Willows helmet, he is breathing heavily. The scroll on the left is for Willow, just reading "Ah" in an elaborate font. The scroll on the right is for Douglas, reading "Desperate harlot".
A picture of an ink drawing showing Douglas and Willow fucking in a tight doorway with an iron wrought gate. In the background you can see the city with people engaging in their daily lifes.
Day 07 Blasphemy / Dirty Talk
Day 08 Exposure / Public Sex
Image of Jacob Wysocki screaming with poorly edited text that says "you are AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL."
YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVORITE THINGS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW BAD AND ITS OK. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN TRY DIFFERENT MEDIUMS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVES FUCKING NASTY. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WI
Gods yesss, it will be so pretty. I am obsessed with the cabinets as well.
My game crashed twice, I guess you will have to keep living with my annoying ass until it is more stable Q_Q
A crop of a nsfw sketch showing an overwhelmed minotaur Ghost drooling and snorting with some come hitting him from off screen.
Continuing the minotaur theme with some minotaur Ghost AU doodles over on ye olde subsciption sites.