My ukulele is drunk again

Idk the chick who got vaporized and psychically entombed in the deck plating of the Enterprise was pretty 40k, and therefore good.

Formula 1 is a massively enjoyable television product when it shows me happy Kimi.

Formula 1 cannot be a good TV product while I'm constantly being exposed to smug George Russell

Of course you can trust me! No nerves about it at all, if I screw it up its not my problem anymore.

Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart” Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001 Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar at city hall Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

Republicans once again showing they're all about equality and common values as long as they're more equality than you and its their values being commonly practiced.

I say this as a friendly neighbor. You people over there scare me slightly.

what was medical insurance

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Watch out yall!

This tornado look absolutely nuts on radar app. A mile wide drill bit made of the sky.

Absolutely wild looking storm

Idiot plot

Oh man this goes

It looks like it longs for the bottom and crew of crabs

Thats awesome!

I keep my iPad afraid and compliant by sucking a line of melange into my face off its camera.

Is it hazy? If not then yeah let's thow a party at the brewery

One of the best TNG bangers. That time a fan script scumbagged the producers into calling up Denise Crosby bc we all missed her so much.

I'm not saying they should try to do it, but how cool would a 3 liter V10 be in this generation F1 car? They look able to run right on top of each other, without the batteries and electric systems they're prob light as hell so absolutely ballistic at Monza. Alonso WDC 26 in F -1

SHIT! ITS DARK AGAIN! I THOUGHT WE'D SAVED THE LIGHT THIS TIME!?!?

Circle City Mutual Aid could always use more donors! I don't have much but its my sincere hope to send you a receipt on or shortly after the 4th.

Optimistic of you to think elections will happen at all.

Lunar New Year bump sounds like your doing financial astrology, which isn't really that far off! What does it mean when a knuckle bone is surrounded by teeth?

Start here in the US

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He is gonna start another war to distract from the high gas prices from this war

Oh man this goes

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His water is poisoned. Leave his body to the desert

😅😂