Jason Statham and Stephen Graham in Snatch
CEO is gone.
Time to post some snatch on main.
10.03.2026 04:24
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Nobody claims to be goth, it claims them
10.03.2026 04:44
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Hey hey
Complimenting those guys will get you pretty far. They really like that
09.03.2026 20:31
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Anyone seen Karma around?
That bitch is way behind on work
09.03.2026 16:56
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A rando on the internet made a statement
Another rando on the internet replied:
No it’s the opposite
And then another rando replied to that saying that the second rando was correct
None of them provided any evidence
Welp. Sounds like case closed
09.03.2026 16:50
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A vasectomy would fix me
08.03.2026 02:27
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lose an hour? haven’t we lost enough already
10.03.2024 18:11
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‘The Man Who Sold the World’ used to just be a song
08.03.2026 02:45
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oh noooo i misplaced my thesaurus im feeling disoriented, lost, adrift, discombobulated, bewildered, unsettled, perplexe- oh wait there it is nvm
06.03.2026 16:15
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Media asking a guy who doesn’t even know what a Gantt chart is to give them a realistic timetable
05.03.2026 23:36
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Or at least repost him
05.03.2026 19:32
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this is a test of your mute function
05.03.2026 05:15
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Back@ya
05.03.2026 05:22
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Prostitution implies the existence of Amateurstitution
05.03.2026 00:16
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Got a Brooklyn Bridge I could buy?
03.03.2026 22:42
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waiting for the ‘Facelift Fascism’ era to stop trending
03.03.2026 22:41
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If the government builds a bunch of new shit
“Without your tax money”, but with private donors
But those donors got that money by raising their prices on consumers
Isn’t that just a tax?
A pass-through from your wallet to the same people?
03.03.2026 22:39
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.. her sister aint too bad either doe
03.03.2026 21:59
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Sometimes you have to be the bitch.
05.02.2026 16:19
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New doctor: "Do you still have a uterus?"
Me: "Yes. Do you want it?"
06.02.2026 01:48
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Dream about giving them nightmares
02.03.2026 04:12
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Try our stool samples..bar equipment store.
03.03.2026 06:50
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Funny how life has its way of making room for something new
01.03.2026 16:50
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Guess I have to stop calling my vagina “epic fury” now :((((
02.03.2026 04:15
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World Weird III keeps getting weirder
02.03.2026 03:52
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Gotta screen out the weak willed folks somehow
02.03.2026 02:53
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omg I noticed you didn’t like my cat pic, why do you hate my cat you monster
01.03.2026 03:22
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Hold up...I thought Diana Ross was the Supreme Leader?
01.03.2026 02:27
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CRISPR = Gene Hackman
01.03.2026 11:44
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The state of deez nuts, amiright.
25.02.2026 01:40
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