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It was a mistake to leave me unsupervised.

13.03.2026 17:03 👍 2732 🔁 1078 💬 30 📌 19
Top Panel: Shows Gary (Jason Segel), Mary (Amy Adams), and the Muppet Walter standing together with concerned and slightly confused expressions. They are labeled "Boomers," "Gen Z," and "Gen Alpha," respectively.

Bottom Panel: Shows a dramatic, low-angle shot of Kermit the Frog's silhouette as he walks forward, carrying a small bag. It is captioned: "Millennials coming to fix the computer."

Top Panel: Shows Gary (Jason Segel), Mary (Amy Adams), and the Muppet Walter standing together with concerned and slightly confused expressions. They are labeled "Boomers," "Gen Z," and "Gen Alpha," respectively. Bottom Panel: Shows a dramatic, low-angle shot of Kermit the Frog's silhouette as he walks forward, carrying a small bag. It is captioned: "Millennials coming to fix the computer."

Sorry but this is far too accurate

09.03.2026 10:10 👍 1297 🔁 506 💬 11 📌 44
Jerry Seinfeld opening Kramer's door to the giant red light meme.

"Kramer, What's going on in there?!"

The Heat Chart for the stock market is crimson red and shown.

"You're getting drafted to fight in Iran, Jerry!"

Jerry Seinfeld opening Kramer's door to the giant red light meme. "Kramer, What's going on in there?!" The Heat Chart for the stock market is crimson red and shown. "You're getting drafted to fight in Iran, Jerry!"

09.03.2026 14:29 👍 547 🔁 125 💬 4 📌 2
A girl holds hands with a pikachu, and says, "pikachu, we will do it, we will electrocute timothée chalamet". The pikachu replies, "yes master".

A girl holds hands with a pikachu, and says, "pikachu, we will do it, we will electrocute timothée chalamet". The pikachu replies, "yes master".

It must be done.

08.03.2026 18:49 👍 1909 🔁 377 💬 4 📌 5
Uma imagem escrito "Poké Fiction" com os três novos pokémons principais da franquia como se fossem personagens do Pulp Fiction.

Uma imagem escrito "Poké Fiction" com os três novos pokémons principais da franquia como se fossem personagens do Pulp Fiction.

Essa imagem veio até mim através de um sonho
#art #BRart #fanart #pokemon #pokemon30 #pokemonday

28.02.2026 00:48 👍 188 🔁 62 💬 0 📌 0
A photo of a white man with a mustache grimace smiling while wearing a black beanie and a winter coat.
The words “living just in case things get better” are in a white font in the middle of the picture.

A photo of a white man with a mustache grimace smiling while wearing a black beanie and a winter coat. The words “living just in case things get better” are in a white font in the middle of the picture.

The millennial mantra

01.03.2026 06:44 👍 399 🔁 127 💬 2 📌 7
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a close up of a man 's face with the words `` and you have my bow '' written on it . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words `` and you have my bow '' written on it .
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27.02.2026 17:49 👍 261 🔁 74 💬 9 📌 3
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25.02.2026 18:57 👍 261 🔁 69 💬 4 📌 23
A chart that shows the number of Google searches for each Pokémon.

The text says:

In honor of Pokémon Day, ACE.com, the free-to-play social gaming website, has analyzed Pokémon-related Google search data across the United States over the last 36 months to determine fans' favorite characters.
Rank
Name
Generation
Monthly searches
1
Pikachu
Generation 1
685,100
2
Flamigo
Generation 9
374,600
3
Charizard
Generation 1
310,900
4
Charmeleon
Generation 1
250,400
5
Squirtle
Generation 1
215,800
6
Eevee
Generation 1
214,500
7
Mewtwo
Generation 1
209,100
8
Snorlax
Generation 1
207,600
9
Gengar
Generation 1
192,100
10
Ditto
Generation 1
175,500
11
Bulbasaur
Generation 1
171,600
12
Charmander
Generation 1
169,400
13
Grafaiai
Generation 9
166,900
14
Gardevoir
Generation 3
149,800
15
Lopunny
Generation 4
144,900

A chart that shows the number of Google searches for each Pokémon. The text says: In honor of Pokémon Day, ACE.com, the free-to-play social gaming website, has analyzed Pokémon-related Google search data across the United States over the last 36 months to determine fans' favorite characters. Rank Name Generation Monthly searches 1 Pikachu Generation 1 685,100 2 Flamigo Generation 9 374,600 3 Charizard Generation 1 310,900 4 Charmeleon Generation 1 250,400 5 Squirtle Generation 1 215,800 6 Eevee Generation 1 214,500 7 Mewtwo Generation 1 209,100 8 Snorlax Generation 1 207,600 9 Gengar Generation 1 192,100 10 Ditto Generation 1 175,500 11 Bulbasaur Generation 1 171,600 12 Charmander Generation 1 169,400 13 Grafaiai Generation 9 166,900 14 Gardevoir Generation 3 149,800 15 Lopunny Generation 4 144,900

“Hey boss, are you sure Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, and people aren’t just misspelling ‘Flamingo’ on Google?”

“Don’t be ridiculous. Of course Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, Mewtwo, Eevee, and Snorlax. Send the email.”

25.02.2026 15:16 👍 4983 🔁 1741 💬 78 📌 170
News item: "new SpongeBob movie streaming now." Photo of a live action blond lady in winter clothes with a sniper rifle in a snowy tundra looking bleak.

News item: "new SpongeBob movie streaming now." Photo of a live action blond lady in winter clothes with a sniper rifle in a snowy tundra looking bleak.

Wow that franchise took a dark turn

22.02.2026 02:56 👍 6271 🔁 1061 💬 133 📌 117
A store with a sign that says “ADULT NOVELTIES - BJORK ALBUMS - MAGIC POKEMON YUGIOH - AIRSOFT GUNS”

A store with a sign that says “ADULT NOVELTIES - BJORK ALBUMS - MAGIC POKEMON YUGIOH - AIRSOFT GUNS”

"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.

21.02.2026 17:32 👍 7485 🔁 2308 💬 57 📌 113

*Toc Toc*
- Quem é?
- Testemunhas de Jeová.
- Jeovi?
- Jeová.
- Cada dia yo te quiero más

14.01.2025 18:00 👍 609 🔁 236 💬 13 📌 25
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16.02.2026 20:56 👍 12645 🔁 3488 💬 41 📌 59
17.02.2026 03:56 👍 364 🔁 124 💬 1 📌 6
The image is a meme with three panels, using a scene from a movie to humorously convey a conversation about prosecuting people associated with the Epstein files.
1. Top Panel: Shows two characters, with the left one facing the camera and the right one seen from behind. The text reads: "prosecute everyone in the Epstein files."
2. Middle Panel: Features a close-up of the right character facing the camera. The text states: "if we prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, the whole system will collapse."
3. Bottom Panel: The left character is in focus, looking at the right character, with the text: "I already said prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, you don't need to sell it to me."

The image is a meme with three panels, using a scene from a movie to humorously convey a conversation about prosecuting people associated with the Epstein files. 1. Top Panel: Shows two characters, with the left one facing the camera and the right one seen from behind. The text reads: "prosecute everyone in the Epstein files." 2. Middle Panel: Features a close-up of the right character facing the camera. The text states: "if we prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, the whole system will collapse." 3. Bottom Panel: The left character is in focus, looking at the right character, with the text: "I already said prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, you don't need to sell it to me."

14.02.2026 17:21 👍 13234 🔁 4031 💬 40 📌 41
12.02.2026 20:41 👍 5152 🔁 1923 💬 15 📌 4

Including disabled people in our utopian futures pushes back against a eugenicist ideal.

13.02.2026 00:02 👍 2747 🔁 824 💬 33 📌 8
doubles luge. one guy lays on his back on the luge sled and the second guy lays on his back on top of the first guy

doubles luge. one guy lays on his back on the luge sled and the second guy lays on his back on top of the first guy

been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis

11.02.2026 22:48 👍 6253 🔁 1239 💬 27 📌 169
Ilustração de uma garota trans sorrindo, com cabelo preto curto e mecha azul, usando blusa ombro a ombro e gargantilha. Ao fundo, as cores da bandeira trans. Texto diz: “Toda vez que você compartilha essa imagem, uma garota trans recebe tratamento hormonal e um transfóbico morre”. Assinatura @lanaflowerz.

Ilustração de uma garota trans sorrindo, com cabelo preto curto e mecha azul, usando blusa ombro a ombro e gargantilha. Ao fundo, as cores da bandeira trans. Texto diz: “Toda vez que você compartilha essa imagem, uma garota trans recebe tratamento hormonal e um transfóbico morre”. Assinatura @lanaflowerz.

Toda vez que você compartilha essa imagem, uma garota trans recebe tratamento hormonal e um transfóbico morre 🏳️‍⚧️

16.01.2026 19:23 👍 737 🔁 521 💬 9 📌 18

Minha opinião que me proporciona mais amizades desfeitas é a de que quem GOSTA da vida corporativa é invariavelmente narcisista e/ou psicopata e/ou meio tapado. Ninguém com a cabeça no lugar e um cérebro funcional vê sentido em vida corporativa. Você pode até tolerar, mas GOSTAR e DEFENDER...

10.02.2026 14:54 👍 175 🔁 31 💬 2 📌 10

"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them"

Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.

09.02.2026 17:09 👍 4835 🔁 900 💬 50 📌 41

Eu quero três bolas de “não sei” por favor.

08.02.2026 00:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
People: 8-Month-Old Baby Goes Viral After Hairdresser Mom Gave Her a 'Fresh' Set of 22 Inch Extensions (Exclusive)

People: 8-Month-Old Baby Goes Viral After Hairdresser Mom Gave Her a 'Fresh' Set of 22 Inch Extensions (Exclusive)

Baby with 22inch hair extensions

Baby with 22inch hair extensions

This photo is funnier than it has any business being

people.com/hairdresser-...

07.02.2026 15:13 👍 11933 🔁 1974 💬 109 📌 318
Montaje del poster de la película "Todo a la vez en todas partes" en el que se han incrustado logotipos de diferentes IA y se ha superpuesto el texto: "Puta IA de mierda en todas pitas partes a todas putas horas en cada putísima mierda"

Montaje del poster de la película "Todo a la vez en todas partes" en el que se han incrustado logotipos de diferentes IA y se ha superpuesto el texto: "Puta IA de mierda en todas pitas partes a todas putas horas en cada putísima mierda"

02.02.2026 13:55 👍 3247 🔁 1669 💬 26 📌 40

perguntamos pra nossa amiga nascida em 2001 se ela já abriu a barsa e ela "o que é isso? dar o cu?"

04.02.2026 15:47 👍 1124 🔁 296 💬 31 📌 110
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Analise de dados é uma maravilha 🤩

04.02.2026 23:47 👍 827 🔁 161 💬 0 📌 11
03.02.2026 12:20 👍 701 🔁 330 💬 23 📌 43

EGOT 🏆

E - Emmy
G - Grammy
O - Oscar
T - Troféu Imprensa

03.02.2026 00:02 👍 348 🔁 120 💬 3 📌 10