Msunderstood

Same.

The hinges have fallen off.

Lol not in that tea. 🤣

So maybe too much coffee, not enough sleep, and doomscrolling wasn’t the greatest idea. Hoping this here bag of tea will sort it out.

I’m pretty sure Snoop Dog and Nelly have them teed up.

At first I thought it might take some time for them to catch up. But at this rate, it could be sooner. Hopefully before it’s too late.

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Have you ever witnessed anyone on their way to hitting rock bottom? This feels like that.

It’s a heavy cream in the coffee kind of morning.

Remember that last scene in the movie fight club? Is it just me, or does it feel like that’s just around the corner? Maybe toss in some asteroids?

Every. Single. Drop.

Ugh! And after the shake the sound of their stupid straws going up and down in the cup is rage inducing.

I can’t stand movie theaters. They are way too loud. The slurping, crunching and crackling noises people make. The smell. The temperature. All of it. Hideous.

This looks like a Costco shopping list. So that’s interesting.

OK, so our felon president and his gang of foreign adversaries and traitors are in the process of dismantling our government.

So what’s the plan guys?

I’ve got it too.

Next thing you know Diddy is going to be the next cabinet pick.

Just doing my seven step skin care routine while thinking about the fall of our government. NBD.

If kids 12 and under are pregnant, they are being raped. So what I wanna know is what happens to the rapists?

We are 10 days in and it has been absolute and utter chaos.

Exclusive: Musk aides lock government workers out of computer systems at US agency, sources say Aides to Elon Musk charged with running the U.S. government human resources agency have locked career civil servants out of computer systems that contain the personal data of millions of federal employees, according to two agency officials.

it's not hyperbolic to say we're witnessing a coup.

Just a quiet Friday night watching a coup happen in real time.

FBI academy, Quantico, VA, 2025.

Donald Trump, literally graywashing the values out of America.

Can you imagine how fucked up it would be if we all took a shot every time 🍊🤡 said something racist or shitty? We’d all have alcohol poisoning.

Tomorrow we’ll hear that the second plane crash this week was also because of DEI. And it’s also Kamala’s fault because duh common sense.

Not a single shred of empathy in that man. He can’t even pretend to care about anyone or anything that doesn’t advance his own agenda.

Sharing my bed tonight with a giant pile of clean laundry that I am too tired to put away.

The Cure! Last tour 2023. ❤️