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#OhCougs. Former cheesesteak influencer. #FaturdayForever.

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a man is peeking through a pair of wooden doors . ALT: a man is peeking through a pair of wooden doors .
11.03.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I honestly figured he'd sign with a team like the Raiders or Jets.

10.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

LOL why?

10.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If wrestling is fake, explain this!

10.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws

10.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 1527 πŸ” 411 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 181

In-N-Out fries aren't edible.

09.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have never seen a post in my life so wrong.

09.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah... when you shitpost like I do, sometimes you get caught up in the block party.

08.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's gotta just be some mass blocking app unfortunately.

08.03.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

LOL, @jamellebouie.net blocked me for this!

08.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pam hasn't skeeted in over 4 hours because she's been really busy with her mute button.

07.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just muted Pam.

07.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Baturday
Bat World Sanctuary

07.03.2026 13:16 πŸ‘ 6621 πŸ” 1532 πŸ’¬ 153 πŸ“Œ 371

The PAC-12 is back, baby!!!

07.03.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a Lady Gaga song

06.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish there was a wayback machine specific to lost Geocities or Angelfire pages. I had a few, but I couldn't even begin to remember their URLs.

06.03.2026 06:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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this is making me laugh so hard

05.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 1924 πŸ” 400 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 250
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When Trump is looking for a new DHS Secretary

05.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When you are When you are
the Department of Special Envoy for
Homeland Security The Shield of the
Secretary Americas

05.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Go Cougs

05.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

mark teixeira once tried to get bees to stop swarming at a spring training game by bringing a plastic bear honey bottle out of the clubhouse, he will be the republican party’s top scientific mind in congress

04.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 513 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 7
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Hahaha, that would be way too much work when the catnip is right there!

02.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But then what would the golf media speculate about?

02.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of young men are standing in a line with one wearing a hoodie . ALT: a group of young men are standing in a line with one wearing a hoodie .
01.03.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And elementary schools. Don't forget the elementary schools.

28.02.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0