Benn

Things I don't do when I see you for $400, Lucy.

Imagine the pain when Fox starts making playoff game winners next year.

I saw this and momentarily wondered why I didn't know De'Aaron Fox was in a STARZ show (movie?)

Few things make me as happy as the Deion Sanders family being sad.

The absolute worst thing that could happen for this team is to enter next season trying to make the playoffs. Full stop.

Thank god I don't have to watch this team anymore.

i am in shambles.

I promise I will always be here for you in that capacity.

PREGANANANT?

i had a serious reaction like that when i started SSRIs for the first time. luckily i haven't had issues when bumping it up. at least you know what it is though. you'll make it.

Domantas Sabonis is building a Hall of Fame career right now, but all anyone ever has to say is how lame he is.

Suck my ass.

is it making it impossible to be horny? cuz boy howdy does mine ever.

your butthole is super appreciated.

Word has it the Kings are still dribbling around refusing to shoot during practice after the game.

yeah but now there's two of them.

oh no, what site is this so i make sure to never visit it... 👀

to be honest he's been fucking terrible lately.

it's 75 counties in Arkansas.

The best player in your franchise's history is crying because he loved being there so much. This already all-time blunder will never be forgotten.

when he gets STUPID hot, no one other than Curry can match him.

Zach LaVine doesn't get a game check from now on unless he shoots 17+ times.

i avoided it by simply being too gross to kiss.

Just got done watching the game. What a totally normal basketball team the Kings are.

imagine if these fucking idiots didn't vote for him.

but Batman Forever doesn't suck. do Batman & Robin.

every artist who can't make good music anymore goes to country, where shitty music reigns.

he touchin' somebody.

I no longer have a team because of John Fisher and Rob Manfred, but it feels so wrong to have a baseball season without Rickey Henderson.

when does his plane leave so i can boo him?

yeah this picture makes me want to shower.