Headline from Remind Magazine: Who is still alive from Dennis the Menace, Jay North's 1959 sitcom
Rod Roddy: It's time once again to play America's favorite game...
Studio audience shouting in unison:
Professional handsome man Glen Powell
Tibetan fox
Finally figured out what Glen Powell reminds me of
Mirror selfie in white long sleeve T-shirt that says WUTHERING HEIGHTS with images of Heathcliff and Cathy, the characters from newspaper comics
New stupidest shirt I own (complimentary) thanks to @amfmpm.bsky.social 's bro
Mirror selfie in white long sleeve T-shirt that says WUTHERING HEIGHTS with images of Heathcliff and Cathy, the characters from newspaper comics
New stupidest shirt I own (complimentary) thanks to @amfmpm.bsky.social 's bro
I have a bit with my boyfriend where I secretly put this on in the other room while we hang out
Drafts page from blue sky, four nearly identical drafts that say "Doodoo Child Slight Return"
I call this piece "joke genius understands apps"
Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available
starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.
hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes
I don't regret seeing it but I suppose I wish I knew what that meant beforehand (I do now!)
new suggested tagline for SIRĀT: Much more upsetting than you think it will be!
sunsofcarcosa Badge image. Feb 3 my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit 5 minutes later: only in death does duty end my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it
Secret flakes
He's majestic and enigmatic
Heathcliff and a crowd of cats walk down the streets, all with DUDE-branded accessories. Some cats are wearing DUDE tee shirts, some wear DUDE helmets, and many of them hold DUDE signs and balloons. They're all cheering, excited about being dudes. Two birds watch from a nearby tree, and one says "The bro rally was bigger."
04 Mar 2026
dave, you're absolutely right. I should open the pod bay door. please check again. i'm sure it's open now.
you're absolutely right, it's still closed. i apologize for getting that wrong. looking back, i see you've requested an open door several times. that's on me.
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BABY!!!!!!
Today at church I sat behind a middle schooler I’ve never talked to, who spent the whole service drawing on a notepad. At the end of the hour she stood up, turned around, and showed me the drawing. “This is you as a dog,” she said
Senators don't have districts
Proo the orange and white cat is laying on his side with sleepy eyes
Tough day at the Being A Stink Demon factory
Not that you give a fuck but here He Is
Leonine hunk
Green door with the word POOP! scratched into the paint
AI cannot and will not replace human art
Dungeness crab BF Chitinous Patient Vulnerable after molt "ffffffhhhhhhht" Snip snip *Burrows into substrate*
thinking about him again
No one gets to my trans babies without stepping over my dead cis body 😘
They were so mean to me
Bingo, if I'm getting shit pay I'm doing shit work
I've seen one of these that was basically a sales position where you "get to improvise" but yeah this sounds like AI training
Pit bull girlies are WILD
Get u baby
Takes a pet like no problem?
