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@thejordanluca

Walking disaster, hopeless romantic, always have cake on me 🍰 18+ Open to collabs, bookings: thejordanluca@gmail.com πŸ“Seattle πŸ‘¨πŸ»β€β€οΈβ€πŸ’‹β€πŸ‘¨πŸ½ Happily taken β™ŽοΈβ™ŒοΈβ™’οΈ Cash.app/$jluca1

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Polite reminder that g**sy is considered a slur against Romani people

11.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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My friends dared me to jump naked into the snow. I said yes way too fast πŸ₯Ά

10.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 260 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

#jock #jockstrap #portlandjockstrap #seattle #selfie #selfiemirror #gay #bi #pan #gayboy #gayguy #biguy #bisexual #pansexual

09.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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New house new jockstrap new selfie mirror

09.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

#qtip #paperstick #cottonswab #twotipsendlesspossibilities #twotips #endlesspossibilities #gaythings #gayhusband #bisexual #pansexual #justhusbandthings #husbandthings #gayboys #seattle

06.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Title of my memoir about life with my husband.

06.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
@thejordanluca.bsky generously shares views of his lovely hairy backside on my sofa back in March of 2025.

@thejordanluca.bsky generously shares views of his lovely hairy backside on my sofa back in March of 2025.

Throwin' Back to @thejordanluca.bsky.social on my sofa in March of last year. #afterdark #malenude #throwback #tbt
Open invite to
@coachkevmartin.bsky.social
@eldemonico.bsky.social
@zinsinof.bsky.social
@powersofman.bsky.social
@seattledad.bsky.social
@loadedbubble.bsky.social
to do the same.

20.02.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The criminally-underrated Golden Grahams

19.02.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Was feeling myself in my Frieza undies last night

10.02.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

06.02.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 27699 πŸ” 8153 πŸ’¬ 432 πŸ“Œ 300

Absolutely gutted 😒

30.01.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a photo of someone being tortured, not someone being restrained

21.01.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 8325 πŸ” 2747 πŸ’¬ 108 πŸ“Œ 54

Crashed the holiday party for my old bartending job and remembered how many of my ex-coworkers could put their penises in me if they wanted to πŸ™ˆ

13.01.2026 10:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Understandable πŸ™ˆ

12.01.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.01.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.01.2026 08:02 πŸ‘ 168 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Post your favorite nude of 2025. You can only pick one

πŸ“Έ @tjonitron.bsky.social

27.12.2025 15:47 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Karoline Leavitt is younger than me?? Man, conservatism ages you like no other

16.12.2025 18:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just saw a headline that said β€œMickey Mouse is coming to Chat GPT” and nothing has made me feel like walking into the ocean more

11.12.2025 23:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep, also speaking on behalf of a friend πŸ™ƒ

11.12.2025 17:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ“Έ @tjonitron.bsky.social

01.12.2025 20:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Collab with @jayseabrook.bsky.social πŸ₯΅

#gay #gaysex #gayporn

01.12.2025 00:35 πŸ‘ 465 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Repost with a picture of you on all fours

01.12.2025 18:58 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
The ArchAndroid (Deluxe) by Janelle MonΓ‘e on Apple Music Album Β· 2010 Β· 19 Songs

It’s tripping me out how this album is 15 yrs old but she can put it out rn and it wouldn’t sound dated at all music.apple.com/us/album/the...

27.11.2025 08:24 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Posting pole for attention
πŸ“Έ: @tjonitron.bsky.social

17.11.2025 19:27 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My work crush has been scheduling a lot of 1:1 meetings with me, is today the day I show hole on camera?

13.11.2025 18:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Actually never been to Massive! Also curious how it will all work, as a fellow masseur

13.11.2025 17:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Which bar πŸ‘€

13.11.2025 16:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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There's not enough of @thejordanluca.bsky.social in my feed - Or my catalog of images. #humpday

13.11.2025 02:56 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#strap #jock #meundies #cheeks #cake #happyhumpday #seattle #seattleboy #fgayboy #biboy #bisexual #pan #pansexual #hole

12.11.2025 20:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0