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Mid 5/10

Men still continue to be the worst.

Nope. Hard to argue that when he literally never did.

WOW

Sounds about right.

I’m 100 miles away from hitting 15K miles on a car I bought exactly three years ago.

K but did you try it yet?

I’m indifferent on this one. There’s something off about it but I still keep drinking it. Lol

Some say that’s the whole idea.

🤮🤮🤮

I’m hearing the arch sauce is exquisite.

Men buying other mens shoes for them? That’s beta af.

Men can’t even but the right size shoe but we’re expected to trust them with a government budget? 🙄

I just don’t know, man. Those are some big shoes to fill. 😞

Not in panic, just a bit sad. 😕

Facts

Unbeknownst to me, I just ate through a sleeve of thin mints. I will not be taking judgements at this time.

I’ll do you one better. I don’t even care about Patrick Mahomes.

I tried to convince my husband that I’ve seen The Shawshank Redemption by accidentally quoting The Green Mile. 😂😂😂😂

Are we sure Twig doesn’t have allergies? All that sneezing and itching might be signs of an issue. 😕

Hear me out…. There are a lot more. In the Epstein files. Please get them.

Atta baby, D Lloyd! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Shh! Let me crash out.

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

I’ll just make him dinner and that’ll do the trick. 😂

The fuck you can’t.

a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing in front of a building . ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing in front of a building .

Yes I know buuuuut

Yes I know and all will be forgiven once this is all done and I can sleep. Lol

If I can afford you, so can JS.