He's getting ready for the Divisional playoffs
Chippy tea on Friday? Apparently it's the law
US equivalent of 30p Lee
2026 already looking to be the worst
if youβre mentally exhausted itβs bc youβve been paying attention
Cheeseboard π
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, whoβs been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. β€οΈ π§π·
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
A film you've seen more than 7 times with a gif
The Womble and The Clanger in the style of The Omen and The Exorcist
π§΅I've posted them before, but here's my thread of horror/kids' TV double-bill cinema posters. Happy Halloween...
#halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster
A story in Private Eye, headlined "Minority representation on TV causes outrage". The article reads: "There has been widespread support for prominent Reform MP Sarah Pochin after she complained about the over-representation of minorities on television. Said one angry viewer, "She's right. Every time you turn on the telly there's another Reform MP being interviewed by Laura Kuenssberg." She added, "I respect their way of life and their strange customs, but Reform MPs comprise only 0.7 percent of the House of Commons. Yet Nigel Farage is on Question Time more than Fiona Bruce." "I'm not prejudiced. Some of my best friends are swivel-eyed loons, but enough is enough. There are too many people with angry red faces on television."
Private Eye nailing it.
Remembering Elsa Lanchester on her birthday #botd
A 3 by 5 grid of warning lights from a car dashboard. Sauron has broken your car You have trapped your arms in the seatbelt The genie has wet the bed Your steering wheel looks like a sloth You're being spied on by an owl The exhaust pipe is in your windscreen A Victorian submarine has landed on you You're not ripped enough to drive Your tyres are on fire You need to restring your lyre Your radio is too old-fashioned A dead Japanese girl will kill you in a week Your vision is obscured by bubble-gum There are marbles in your silencer You are not a number. You are a free man
Ever wondered what those engine management lights mean?
Death Star
A very offline cousin sent this to fam group chat. This story is breaking containment.
celebrate #InternationalWomensDay by fighting like a girl
London continuing to have way to much fun with their guerrilla Anti-Musk marketing- π
This is a Family WhatsApp group annual tradition. I try to wait for the second week of Jan to post it. (Thank you @vizcomic.bsky.social )
Still the fault of triple cooked chips?
Liz Truss is to be in no way associated with crashing the economy. Please pass it on.
as a former kid who placed coins over the eyes of my dolls at night for the boatman, i forgot what i was about to say but i'm sure it was very normal
Romulus bug stompers β₯οΈ
Start of 2024 vs End of 2024
Me at the start of 2024/me at the end of 2024