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@philtheflipper

Ex of X, sooner that cesspit goes the better. Probably too old for this sort of thing, unwillingly part of the generation that screwed it all up.

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11.02.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
23.01.2026 11:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's getting ready for the Divisional playoffs

16.01.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chippy tea on Friday? Apparently it's the law

16.01.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

US equivalent of 30p Lee

16.01.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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16.01.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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2026 already looking to be the worst

03.01.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if you’re mentally exhausted it’s bc you’ve been paying attention

03.01.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 449 πŸ” 118 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1
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Cheeseboard πŸ‘

25.12.2025 14:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❀️ πŸ‡§πŸ‡·

26.11.2025 13:04 πŸ‘ 56176 πŸ” 14903 πŸ’¬ 824 πŸ“Œ 1966
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

06.11.2025 21:16 πŸ‘ 36182 πŸ” 7918 πŸ’¬ 1563 πŸ“Œ 723

A film you've seen more than 7 times with a gif

01.11.2025 19:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Womble and The Clanger in the style of The Omen and The Exorcist

The Womble and The Clanger in the style of The Omen and The Exorcist

🧡I've posted them before, but here's my thread of horror/kids' TV double-bill cinema posters. Happy Halloween...
#halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster

31.10.2025 09:39 πŸ‘ 986 πŸ” 412 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 47
A story in Private Eye, headlined "Minority representation on TV causes outrage". The article reads: "There has been widespread support for prominent Reform MP Sarah Pochin after she complained about the over-representation of minorities on television.

Said one angry viewer, "She's right. Every time you turn on the telly there's another Reform MP being interviewed by Laura Kuenssberg."

She added, "I respect their way of life and their strange customs, but Reform MPs comprise only 0.7 percent of the House of Commons. Yet Nigel Farage is on Question Time more than Fiona Bruce."

"I'm not prejudiced. Some of my best friends are swivel-eyed loons, but enough is enough. There are too many people with angry red faces on television."

A story in Private Eye, headlined "Minority representation on TV causes outrage". The article reads: "There has been widespread support for prominent Reform MP Sarah Pochin after she complained about the over-representation of minorities on television. Said one angry viewer, "She's right. Every time you turn on the telly there's another Reform MP being interviewed by Laura Kuenssberg." She added, "I respect their way of life and their strange customs, but Reform MPs comprise only 0.7 percent of the House of Commons. Yet Nigel Farage is on Question Time more than Fiona Bruce." "I'm not prejudiced. Some of my best friends are swivel-eyed loons, but enough is enough. There are too many people with angry red faces on television."

Private Eye nailing it.

29.10.2025 12:52 πŸ‘ 621 πŸ” 228 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 9
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Remembering Elsa Lanchester on her birthday #botd

28.10.2025 13:00 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A 3 by 5 grid of warning lights from a car dashboard.

Sauron has broken your car
You have trapped your arms in the seatbelt
The genie has wet the bed
Your steering wheel looks like a sloth
You're being spied on by an owl
The exhaust pipe is in your windscreen
A Victorian submarine has landed on you
You're not ripped enough to drive
Your tyres are on fire
You need to restring your lyre
Your radio is too old-fashioned
A dead Japanese girl will kill you in a week
Your vision is obscured by bubble-gum
There are marbles in your silencer
You are not a number. You are a free man

A 3 by 5 grid of warning lights from a car dashboard. Sauron has broken your car You have trapped your arms in the seatbelt The genie has wet the bed Your steering wheel looks like a sloth You're being spied on by an owl The exhaust pipe is in your windscreen A Victorian submarine has landed on you You're not ripped enough to drive Your tyres are on fire You need to restring your lyre Your radio is too old-fashioned A dead Japanese girl will kill you in a week Your vision is obscured by bubble-gum There are marbles in your silencer You are not a number. You are a free man

Ever wondered what those engine management lights mean?

25.10.2025 13:24 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
Death Star

Death Star

A very offline cousin sent this to fam group chat. This story is breaking containment.

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celebrate #InternationalWomensDay by fighting like a girl

08.03.2025 19:10 πŸ‘ 7866 πŸ” 1419 πŸ’¬ 489 πŸ“Œ 200
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London continuing to have way to much fun with their guerrilla Anti-Musk marketing- πŸ˜‚

10.03.2025 04:33 πŸ‘ 518 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2
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03.02.2025 18:01 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is a Family WhatsApp group annual tradition. I try to wait for the second week of Jan to post it. (Thank you @vizcomic.bsky.social )

07.01.2025 18:31 πŸ‘ 132 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Christ alive it's cold

11.01.2025 09:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Still the fault of triple cooked chips?

09.01.2025 12:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Liz Truss is to be in no way associated with crashing the economy. Please pass it on.

09.01.2025 12:12 πŸ‘ 200 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 3

as a former kid who placed coins over the eyes of my dolls at night for the boatman, i forgot what i was about to say but i'm sure it was very normal

07.01.2025 12:18 πŸ‘ 1905 πŸ” 348 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 3
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Romulus bug stompers β™₯️

03.01.2025 08:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Start of 2024 vs End of 2024

29.12.2024 11:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me at the start of 2024/me at the end of 2024

28.12.2024 20:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0