I sense a triple kiss about to happen
10.03.2026 19:44
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I sense a triple kiss about to happen
Aging as a gay man is a privilege! Also gray hair is hot as fuck.
That’s exactly it, lmao. They’re all so fake but the people they help are so wonderful
Shut UPPPPP that shirt is so cute
That’s one of my legs.
No FOR REAL
Falling asleep in the break room at work for 10 seconds at a time and having dreams each time… the veil is lifting
You know what, I take that back. When I went there for a cabin weekend with friends, they had a VHS box set of Keeping Up Appearances, and that was pretty cool
BUT, you can also use your phone to get money off of a new one. I typically roll the cost of a new one into my phone bill. T-Mobile gave me $350 for my 13 ProMax and then another $500 for changing my plan. I essentially pay the same amount every month as I was before.
What goes on there is none of my business!
Baggy sweater, baggy overshirt, baggy jacket, overly baggy pants (because we should hide our fat bodies!), some New Balances, and whatever scent they’re wearing that day because we need to know that for some reason. Rinse and repeat.
ATTA GIRL
I can promise you this house is the most interesting thing in Fergus Falls, aside from maybe Zorbaz
I’m sorry what did you say?
You know where to find me, sailor😉😉😉
I love bullying my friends into buying things
Got to wear my new shirt at the dive bar last night
March and April are totally unpredictable. Winter’s final “fuck you” lol
CUUUUUTE
So it’s YOUR fault!
Not horrible for someone who’s been up since 5am and is trying not to injure their back 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻
Oh god and now there’s a twunk with a dark brown fresh fade and a Ned Flanders mustache on the bench next to me and I think I’m gonna faint
Yes exactly
Some of us take our time Adam
Dear insanely hot and jacked ~25 year old redhead with a fresh fade and a FAT ASS next to me on the treadmill…
All I need is an hour. Please.
Jesus fucking Christ the new Bebe Rexha fucking SLAAAAAAAPS. Sampling Insomnia was brilliant. Holy fucking shit what a barnburner!
LMAOOOO BYEEEEE
So are there, like, metal tubes I could shove up my nostrils that would mimic the effect this magnetic strip has on my ability to breathe?
May that stupid ass bitch never know a moment of peace for the rest of her miserable life. Rot in hell!
