Trina

I had a few drinks and it’s feeling like i should schedule a tattoo apt

You know things are fucked up when the Costco gas prices feel expensive

But with the way the world is I need everything that sparks joy

I came to the conclusion that everything I love will give me gout.

I’m I back to skeeting?

🎉🎉🎉

Random thought: many good articles are behind pay walls, while misleading or false content is free. As the economy deteriorates, access to information and facts can become a matter of disposable income.

With floating desks at work and interns starting, I come to work each day with a fear that some intern will steal my unofficial official desk

Honestly, I love that Korn and Olivia Rodrigo are both headlining Friday of Lollapalooza- I’ve never seen a headline that represents me so well

Long time no skeet

Idk about you but I’m going to have major withdrawals on Monday without TikTok

It’s the Monday between Christmas and New Years- how am I supposed to focus and work under these conditions

Sending you love ♥️♥️♥️

BUT ALSO I always get Caesar dressing with my salad at work but they haven’t stocked it in the past two weeks. If you want me in this building the least you could do is give me my Caesar dressing 🥲

I don’t trust Midwest cafeterias for these reasons 😤

It’s like when the dining hall tried to serve phở with raw carrots and spaghetti noodles back in college and I could feel my ancestors curling over

They’re serving “posole” at work and I don’t know what it is but it’s not posole and it makes me sad inside

You can exclude them from your taste profile! I had to do that after learning from past years 😅

It’s tooooo good

But I managed to get BBL Drizzy in my top 5 🙌🏼

Being that there’s less summarized music profile categories this year, my guess is Spotify Wrapped took so long because they wanted to do more AI generated playlists (ie: Ask AI).

I don’t care about Ask AI, I just want to see a summary of my top categories, my aura etc 😭

Spotify Wrapped is finally here, there IS a God 😭

Drake waited until Kendrick dropped his next album to sue so that Kendrick couldn't make fun of him suing on it

The saddest part is that not one person in Drake’s life said don’t do this. You’ll look even more pathetic. Kendrick was right - Drake really has no one in his corner.

Bleeting across the skyline

Who else thinks that buying banned books as presents is a great idea this year?

Last year I was able to get the Bissel mini wet vac on sale!

I’m at the era where I’m Black Friday shopping for cleaning supplies. Like who knew the right vacuum could bring so much joy.

I have a soft spot for Minneapolis coffee shops that play metal music.

8/10 times I play this game, I have been sick