[[narrowing eyes]] It's march already, isn't it?

PANC ! at the DISO !

I been to the zoo; they'll arrest a panther for just LIVING

I hate her so very, very much.

YES!!!! When and if humanity ever advances to point where it is capable of inventing the walking taco there must still be signposts to lead the way.

Thank you!!!! You just made this site so much better for me

Wings on Tap!

That sounds interesting

I hope it doesn't diminish the undoubtedly grand scope of Jolene's life. For Dolly, the day that Jolene entered her life was the most consequential moment of her life; for Jolene, it was a tuesday.

This was supposed to go out on the front porch but she’s decided it’s her new best friend and won’t let it out of her sight. Fuck.

Is this like a magma/lava thing? Is there a different word for pee when it's in the balls? Because otherwise this goes against EVERYTHING I vaguely remember learning in 10th grade biology.

A little free porn library in the middle of the woods.

Wait, is it the post-modern spliff? It does deconstruct the specific 'object' into a more generic simulant/depressant cocktail. Hm. Gotta think about this for minute...

Weed vape and an iced coffee is the modern spliff.

I'm just built different (worse).

Thanks for all that you do, John, I love following you on here and twitter!

life is a series of impossible decisions, and I am very bad at making up my mind

Tensions are high and friendships are certain to be lost in the brewing struggle for the definitive Moth story about getting stuck at Burning Man.

Jeff Winger is Dan Harmon's Tyler Durden.

One last concert!

Hurting you is the last thing I want to do before I die.

Friends, always remember in times of trouble that a "blue line flag" sticker on an SUV means that there's a free gun in the glovebox.

I guess I learned something today. Well fuck, there goes wisdom!

Knowing nothing: great for wisdom, terrible for that Spanish test I just took.

Funny to think how we'll all sit down to eat a pound of pasta for for a final time in our lives, but we'll never know that when it happens.

They dropped a fin-dom variant: Paypygmalion

I thought the word "fentanyl" really loud in my head once and the cop in my head's just been laying on the ground ever since...

If they wanted you to address the points they were making they shouldn't have shown up a hot mess!

I'm sorry, "trucking"? Like I'm some sort of doo-dah man?!?!

They say sometimes even a weakness can be a strength, I hope that's true, 'cause I have got a lot of weaknesses.