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it’s nursery school cadence

oof, you know what I think I hate Ted more

The use of AI in war truly has changed things. For instance, its use has somehow missed the importance of the Strait of Hormuz

I’d like to see the age demographic breakdown on these numbers

you can just ignore these people

a lot of people claim the label and believe they have the right to opine about what we should or should not say or believe because they legitimately believe they're part of the group

you might not be shocked to learn how many people think it's for "ally"

a real quick way to figure out who you're dealing with is to ask them what the A in LGBTQIA+ stands for

I have absolutely no idea what the argument is and I don’t care, “use your brain thumbs to wash your mind ass” is going straight into rotation

i have got to figure out how to capture this not giving a shit thing for real and not get fired in the process

regret my choices either way but have fun doing it

oh damn I wonder what his sister's real eyebrows look like

nooo, pick it back up and stick it back in there!!

not allowed

I know someone in the MPAA, idk what his connections are these days but maaaaybe....

sorry

you make me happy...

we are so gay

my guess is that at some point in the last few years he stopped getting made fun of for his enormous caterpillars and started getting made fun of for getting them groomed

I would link to the photo but I don't want to look at that man.

all that has happened is that now we know why he did that

it was really really obvious before that Shapiro got his eyebrows shaped at a salon, how did none of you realize that lol

one of the many cycles of cardiograms

did I magically unlock the ability to be unfazed by work pressure over the weekend or am I just too exhausted to care

this bitch looks like a long lost cousin from the German side of my family

who wore it better

now hold on just a god dang minute

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a copy of The Fountainhead in the Humor section

couldn’t find a discrete trash can at the thrift store today so instead I moved it from the “classics” section to a more appropriate spot

ONE DOWN

all right everybody, time to get in the kitchen and cook up something better than skeets