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@parva

2-time NBA all star and new york times bestselling author

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I guess I’m glad we’re going into spring and not winter

11.03.2026 16:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

when Rusty is on the dogg zone it’s like listening to all my friends having fun without me

11.03.2026 14:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HOLYYYY SHIT

10.03.2026 17:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

it’s always a hit!

09.03.2026 18:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

chick fil a nugget tray

09.03.2026 17:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

best part is it’s probably supposed to be the kids dad

09.03.2026 01:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the entire mcdonald’s marketing must absolutely despise their CEO to allow the filet o fish sundae to happen

09.03.2026 00:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

that’s great news! and i’d better keep my silicone brush away from my dumb cat

07.03.2026 23:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

hope everything is ok with your cat

07.03.2026 20:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

my cat understands too. certainly she won’t complain about this change

07.03.2026 18:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

maybe it’s the PA bias but he icks me out less

07.03.2026 14:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ugh gavin newsom

07.03.2026 13:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

this guy is butchering peter frampton and literally going “meow meow neoooow” to mimic the guitar

06.03.2026 23:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

look, I don’t want to hear live music when i’m eating and/or drinking

06.03.2026 23:11 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

can confirm. all the guys my husband works with drive huge $90k pickups and some of them live over an hour away

06.03.2026 20:18 👍 38 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I can’t keep up with him anymore

06.03.2026 17:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

let’s talk about deflation next

06.03.2026 17:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

literally the only patreon I pay for. I’ve been a @seanbaby.bsky.social fan since the 90s and it seems only fair to finally pay him for it

06.03.2026 17:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

really debating telling my husband about this

06.03.2026 03:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yeah you know why that guy is an ugly shlub? jews

05.03.2026 22:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you put anything in those jawns or just blondie

05.03.2026 21:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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ding fucking dong, witch. I hope you spend eternity getting your organs ripped out by dogs

05.03.2026 20:23 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my grandfather fought the desert fox in WWII and I didn’t even know he was in the army until he died

05.03.2026 00:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

well if joe rogan said it

04.03.2026 23:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

made the best risotto of my life tonight, gonna be hard to live up to this

04.03.2026 23:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

these people will believe any fucking thing won’t they

04.03.2026 23:07 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And he was dating ~starlets~

04.03.2026 20:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if they were serious about fooling people with AI, they’d give the bots shitty grammar and bad spelling

03.03.2026 22:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

desperate need for dog foster parents in Baltimore 😔

28.02.2026 21:18 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

well if they’re going to hit israel 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

28.02.2026 21:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0