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@michaelcbrown

Innkeeper, happy husband to wonderful wife, devoted dog companion, tabletop gamer, O-1e-2e and 5e+ D&D DM (& occasional player), hiker, cyclist, motorcyclist, amateur competitive shooter

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I hate that he did it but I am glad he's the fatality

18.05.2025 22:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In my experience, it's the happiness of other people they are most willing to sacrifice.

07.05.2025 22:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, what a thin-skinned toddler she is. She takes victimhood to the stratosphere.

28.04.2025 21:57 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Read it again.

27.04.2025 17:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A sign at a farm that says, "FAMILY FLICKS ON THE FARM" with information about it.  However, the L and the I are close together, so it looks like it says, "FAMILY FUCKS ON THE FARM"

A sign at a farm that says, "FAMILY FLICKS ON THE FARM" with information about it. However, the L and the I are close together, so it looks like it says, "FAMILY FUCKS ON THE FARM"

Please make sure to provide proper letter spacing when making signs.

24.04.2025 20:06 πŸ‘ 204 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 6

Worrying about a 3rd Trump term is wasted energy.
If SCOTUS were to decide that the 22nd doesn't prevent a 3rd term, America will already be so hopelessly screwed, it won't even matter. In the meantime, fight the battles you can fight.

31.03.2025 15:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So #EncounterParty is on Roku channel so I started it and I am getting HOOKED!

22.02.2025 03:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Had to say goodbye to this sweetheart yesterday after 15 and a half years of love and laughter. β€οΈπŸ˜­πŸ’”#CardiganWelshCorgi

18.02.2025 21:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Democrats will get my money when they give me a plan

05.02.2025 15:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There are too many people who think Saruman got stabbed in the back and then fell on a spiked water wheel.

Folks, he got jumped by a disgruntled servant who yanked his head back and cut his throat.

Saying this for no real reason.

01.02.2025 22:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Huzzah!

30.01.2025 19:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today I pulled some punches with my BBEG. I shouldn’t have but I don’t regret it for table reasons. That said, be warned that Drenzla will f@&k some parties UP #D&D (Artwork by Taras Susak from D&D Quests from the Infinite Staircase)

20.01.2025 14:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And some people want to pay them less AND give them guns in the classroom

20.01.2025 01:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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18.01.2025 03:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the warmest it’ll be for a week. πŸ₯Ά

17.01.2025 23:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

6 years ago I lost my job of 18 years. Downsizing.
Today my wife and I own our own successful business in the high desert of northeastern New Mexico.
Not bad.

17.01.2025 16:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's annoying. Hope it sorted itself.

17.01.2025 14:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I were a billionaire I doubt I'd be Batman but I do know I would not be zuckerberging Trump's bezos

15.01.2025 02:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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15.01.2025 00:21 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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An Equal Portion Dealt: Cultural Backgrounds for 5E24 - Dungeon Masters Guild | Dungeon Masters Guild UPDATED FOR 5E24! Following the 2014 release of fifth edition Dungeons & Dragons, many players expressed a shared

#DnD 5E24 backgrounds missing something for you? Check out "An Equal Portion Dealt" on @dmsguild.com: 30 cultures with different ability score increases and origin feats. Was your orc's upbringing martial … or mercantile? Are the halflings of Whanga Ngahere agrarian … or bureaucratic?

14.01.2025 20:31 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nice! Backgrounds in 5e24 are a particularly large gripe of mine

14.01.2025 23:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly. Charles is King of England even if Ryan didn't watch the coronation

14.01.2025 17:03 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Weird take.
Charles is King of England even though I didn't watch it.

14.01.2025 17:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely. We MUST be vigilant!

13.01.2025 16:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, after what we’ve seen since 2016, the first part is the most likely explanation, though we should always be on guard for the second part.

One advantage for us: he always broadcasts his intentions in time for us to mount a defense. That won’t change. He’s older, less filtered, & still dumb

13.01.2025 16:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I see "oldest selfie on my phone" is floating around.
I won't share mine because it is a terrible picture and it's from April 2024. It's also the only selfie I have.
I don't understand selfies.
I mean, I understand them...but I don't get them.
I mean, I get them, but I don't get 'em.

12.01.2025 15:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Blazing Morons

25.11.2024 23:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So when no demons were summoned, I wonder if the people delivering the pushback had any retrospection

25.11.2024 22:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Love this map pack from @beadleandgrimms.com
#Greyhawk

25.11.2024 22:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Surely I am not the only one who dropped Twitter so I didn't have to see Leon Musk.
Stop sharing his shit over here

25.11.2024 19:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0