Edward the Penitent

I don’t think unconditional surrender is imminent.

Homophobic moonfruit anyway so I don't feel too bad putting the boot in xx

Being a petty with this one but it was fun watching Valverde send Guehi for a stuffed crust pepperoni.

Aye. None from Joyce, Pearce or Ornstein though so I pretty much put them straight in the non-recycling.

Valverde's up there with Vitinha in terms of players I'd have loved for us to sign under Klopp.

Is this in the same way Bale was public enemy number 1 at the Beranbeau?

Certainly is if I want to avoid the 'No Son of Mine' treatment on Mother's Day.

I'm actually extremely upset I can't make this one.

Bayern strolling with no Kane or Goretzka on the pitch is rather ominous as well.

I'm rooting for Barca this year, domestically at least, mostly because Rashford temporarily escaping the post-Fergie United plague pit and winning a domestic title while on the run would make me laugh quite a bit.

I honestly think that changing managers at Spurs has all the effects of a Liz Truss cabinet reshuffle.

It's completely immaterial who is in charge at Tottenham right now.

I bet Connor Gallagher is having some thoughts on that Tottenham bench.

Either Slot goes in the summer or players start heading for the door.

They're not eating what he's serving.

That's quite funny.

I'm looking forward to reading about how unintelligable tactics, no team cohersion, terrible setpiece defending and all round dross footy is in no way the manager's fault.

If the One Show was a footy team this.

Flo will play just behind Ekitiké I should think. He won't play Mo anywhere else but the right - His imagination doesn't extend that far.

Colour-blind, dad bod spidermen going from Charge of the Light Brigade to 'Could you kindly leave sir' in seconds in your own ground.

Wonderful stuff.

Watching the scenes at Ibrox, I think Rangers might have the most humiliating firm in footy.

Just seen that panenka.

Anyone who plays Fifa will know how satisfying it feels when you clock you're playing against the sort of knob head who broadcasts clear as day that he's gonna try that.

Trump's shat it hasn't he.

Edinburgh tourists in August

Meh, no need for heads falling off with that one.

Daft piece of attemptive showboating from Dom and half the side is made up of ultrasounds.

Wonderful goal.

The exact sort of goal Macca was scoring last season.

Same can be said of Mo but most reds are more hesistant to admit that he's now a burden.

I feel for Gakpo because centrally he can be very effective.

Slot insisting on playing him wide is making him the easiest target in this side, not just because he's ineffective on the left but because he also confines more exciting players to the bench.

You'd be better framing this as a threat tbh.

That Hegseth wants sparking almost as much as the little dead-eyed Goebbels-looking fanny Miller.

Like if the Nazis won the war that.