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Garry Planticus

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Regular person doing regular things. Certainly not into cosplaying the characters from The French Connection

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Anyone who self-identifies as a contrarian without immediately realising it’s a significant character flaw is a bit of a goose. “I’m entirely influenced by popular opinion, but not the way you’re thinking”

13.03.2026 07:07 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.

hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

10.03.2026 03:33 👍 2547 🔁 369 💬 29 📌 13

until act three the shark in Jaws doesn't even know people are mad at him. he's just hanging out

07.03.2026 19:11 👍 1141 🔁 193 💬 7 📌 6

watching a random movie on netflix: unpleasant, disappointing

watching a random movie on tubi: extraordinary, a blessing

31.08.2025 02:44 👍 810 🔁 170 💬 18 📌 12

Oh I’m going to savour reading this - my favourite Hitchcock film covered by my favourite film site.

03.03.2026 23:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tom, I am here for your dumb jokes, long may they continue

26.02.2026 12:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I had L4/5 surgery not quite 3 years ago - I was in absolutely crippling pain (not able to sleep, could barely walk or stand). Woke up completely pain free and able to walk. It’s serious surgery, but it’s been a miracle for me.

25.02.2026 06:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just hope they resist the temptation to focus on the mythology and do a monster of the week series.

24.02.2026 09:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rowlf plays pop hit slowly in a minor key before stepping away from the piano and walking slowly out of shot holding an ice pick

21.02.2026 08:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“…I am an anarCHIST”

[snears at camera, plays bass]

21.02.2026 08:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s a bait and switch, they have no intention of running it in Adelaide. They will announce in a few months that it will be held at The Bend, the only track besides Philip Island that’s an approved for international bike racing.
Also - thanks for marshalling. No flaggies, no racing.

20.02.2026 06:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m glad you picked out Two Hands - what an amazing performance and I had no idea she was so young. I’ll check out Spy on your recommendation. And if you haven’t seen Bad Neighbours 2, it’s really full of great comedic performances

20.02.2026 06:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think you’d have to shoot the rest of the film within a film for Werewolf…

19.02.2026 01:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rowlf or Fozzie as George Smiley?

19.02.2026 00:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I did see Robocop 2 before Robocop 1 and it was indeed awesome

18.02.2026 06:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tough day for people, like me, who don’t care for Vertigo

17.02.2026 05:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s my guess too - some post production line Shelby Mustang like stuff. If you ignore emissions tuning for an extra 100-200hp is fairly easy.

16.02.2026 21:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

9 months between posts? Bluesky might have a point?

15.02.2026 10:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Perfect

13.02.2026 06:51 👍 276 🔁 52 💬 1 📌 0
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a cartoon of snoopy and woodstock celebrating a birthday with a cake ALT: a cartoon of snoopy and woodstock celebrating a birthday with a cake
12.02.2026 07:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I saw The Aristocrats at a multiplex in London with a fair sized crowd - not sure how they managed to get that many people to such an odd film

12.02.2026 00:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would encourage you to watch Don’t Trust the B - he was great in that (the only thing I’ve seen him) and almost all of that series is gold

12.02.2026 00:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Man turns up at hospital with a WWI bomb stuck up his backside Doctors removed a 16cm World War I shell from the man's anus.

Une chance sur un million, doc! Une chance sur un million
metro.co.uk/2026/02/01/m...

05.02.2026 23:21 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Garfield was 16 when Wuthering Heights was first published, but it is hard to imagine him as a teenager being interested in angst on the moors…

10.02.2026 09:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes, my second, they really are wonderful things

10.02.2026 08:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nice - I have a battered mx5 if you’re interested in a trade

10.02.2026 08:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
BBC News headlines: Education
School caterers 'confident' of meat
Missing children data 'worrying'

BBC News headlines: Education School caterers 'confident' of meat Missing children data 'worrying'

Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.

10.02.2026 07:26 👍 2677 🔁 749 💬 21 📌 19

Waddaya got in the garage there Possum? Sounds like a very un-Bluesky device

10.02.2026 07:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Young and beautiful Defoe! And Petersen’s wild, wild performance, I saw it a few months ago after years of wanting to catch it.

07.02.2026 09:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

05.02.2026 20:27 👍 9385 🔁 1140 💬 187 📌 40