not to be a cringe 2016 millennial but being in the US im positively delighted by every ROAD WORK AHEAD sign like... uh yeah i sure hope it does...
not to be a cringe 2016 millennial but being in the US im positively delighted by every ROAD WORK AHEAD sign like... uh yeah i sure hope it does...
you know what, you're so right
nearly signed off an email with "all the bear" because gmail autocorrected "all the best" to... that? my bad for still using google i guess but also what the hell sure. all the bear.
only downside is some folders are read only and not even editing the registry changed that so i have the tarzan soundtrack on here permanently
my hand holding a slightly beat up Sony Walkman mp4 player, playing "closer" by SAINT PEPSI
on the bus, straight up listening to it, and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My mp4 player from when i was 15.
Oh your job opening is a contract freelance position? That requires 5+ years of experience? And you have to be in-office? And it pays barely over minimum wage? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Bella Hadid
Like how is she supposed to help me with feeling like I'm losing the plot when the plot is *waves around vaguely* THIS
I feel like most of my therapy sessions in 2026 have consisted of me ranting about how I'm having completely normal and rational responses to witnessing/living through Everything Right Now but reality is so weird that it's hard to even explain it without sounding like I'm experiencing psychosis.
A screenshot of Bugs Bunny breaking rocks in a striped prisoner outfit, with a ball and chain around his ankle.
me because i refuse to cover up fantasy characters' boobs
bluesky user elitsa-nn your bitch too bad. your art too sexy. your swag too different. they'll kill you. (my art got censored again)
If you see this, show your fairy art ๐งโจ
a cartoony drawing of an "agejo" gyaru - with an orange-y tan, huge orange-hued bouffant hair, wearing a leopard print dress and suprer high chunky boots, she's holding a pink flip phone and throwing a piece sign with both her free hand and the one holding the phone, reminiscent of para para dancing
threw some colours on a cooldown from yesterday..... i loooove the artwork of early 2000s gyaru media like those eurobeat CDs and stuff
Oh yeah I get it on figure drawing posts with little/no alt text but I think those ones were very clearly showing a butt so it probably flags any nudity if it can clearly read it (or if there's too many colours it interprets as flesh-toned?) and the alt text probably contributes just a bit!
sorry im so pressed about this, i just find it very frustrating that it seems like i have to choose between trying to help with accessibility by providing accurate descriptions or kinda half-assing it to make sure people can actually see my sfw (!) art without having to agree to view "adult content"
i used the words "kissing passionately" and "exposed thigh" which are all accurate descriptors of the drawing but the filters must have picked it up as too sexy which SUCKS!! i'm trying to be diligent about including alt text and now i have to provide less detailed descriptions to avoid censorship
lowkey i was expecting that last post to get flagged because there's exposed mermaid tiddies (it shouldn't get flagged imo because it's so highly stylised and not really suggestive) but... it didn't? i'm starting to think my post got flagged yesterday because of how i wrote the alt text
i guess the third one is more blue and pink but... that still MAKES purple so...
Quote with your purple art ๐
My favourite colour!!!! These are all kinda old actually but I still like them all hehe
A line drawing in dark purple against a plain white background, of my Baldur's Gate 3 character - a half-elf with multiple earrings, flowing hair swooping over one side of her face, wearing old-timey undergarments consisting of a shift/underdress and a corset with fan lacing. She's sitting in the lap of Karlach, a tall tiefling with one broken horn and one curved one, and assymetrical hair with a shaved side and a fringe. Karlach is wearing the clothing she's seen in at the end of the game - leather trousers with stitching and a lot of straps and fastenings, and a leather jacket, also featuring a lot of straps and studs. My tav is holding Karlach's face and has her other hand on the tiefling's shoulder as they kiss passionately. Karlach is gripping the half-elf's dress, bunched up in one hand that's also supporting her at the waist, her other hand gripping the half-elf's exposed thigh.
kinda going through a phase atm where i'm not super keen on my colouring but really enjoying linework so until i've cracked a workflow that i both enjoy doing AND like the look of i keep doing these line drawings between stuff so ONCE AGAIN here's my tav and karlach bc i never tire of them
my new pfp
and it's
completely
different but
it's also still
my old pfp
or whatever charli xcx said
a drawing of myself as a vampire, my curly hair is pink at the ends, and all the accents of the drawing are done in pink too - including the blood dripping from my mouth
new pfp but with pretty much the same vibes as the previous one
fortunately panera is not a thing in the UK because i have no idea what the "panera lemonade that kills you" thing was all about but it sounds like something i'd want
If you see this [and you want], it's your turn
โข pronouns ~ she/her
โข height ~ 5'4
โข zodiac ~ Cancer
โข smoke ~ No
โข tattoos ~ Both shoulders + down my left arm + ankle + hip + under my knee
โข piercings ~ just regular earlobe ones
โข fave color ~ Purple!
โข fave drink ~ Lemonade!!!
Still looking for home for this older adopt! It's โฌ30 on VGen shop now. ๐
Twitter post by "Greg the Sorcerer" - it shows a man taking a mirror selfie in a bathroom, wearing a pointy hat and wizard robes, and holding a staff. The tweet itself reads "Just saw a girl go for the barbarian again... Sigh, it shouldn't be a surprise to me anymore"
very messy rough sketch of Karlach and my Baldur's Gate 3 half-elf character happily laughing together, implicitly after having kissed. Between them, in the distance, is Gale Dekarios, looking very unimpressed.
A screenshot of Baldur's Gate 3, in which my half-elf character and Karlach have just kissed and are stepping away from each other. Between them, Gale Dekarios can be seen in the background, glaring at my character with apparent displeasure for no reason. I have edited the Bluesky logo onto Gale and a screenshot of my art getting censored is placed above him.
left is something i drew as a joke last year because i accidentally took the funniest screenshot of Gale in-game and it feels apt now lmao
we're officially residents of bsky sexy jail i guess...
A loose line drawing of my Baldur's Gate 3 half-elf wearing a loose shirt, embracing Karlach (wearing her camp clothes) as they sleep.
Loose line drawing of my Baldur's gate 3 half-elf sitting in Karlach's lap as they kiss tenderly. My character's hair is loose on the one side and braided along the scalp on the other, and she's wearing her regular wizard robes. Karlach is wearing her default outfit.
couple more, much messier, variations on a theme
if/when i do start posting on there i'll put a heads up on here for people that do want to follow it (genuinely i just think that kind of art is very fun I LOVE ANATOMY!!!) just figured it would be nice to separate them so not all my followers have to deal with that if they don't wanna see it lmao
wonder if i've tripped something that makes bsky scrutinize my art more harshly for perceived NSFW content..i actually have a username parked for a NSFW account when i finally decide to start doing more of that, would be really funny if stuff that's meant to be mature content gets flagged less often