TUB™️

All these flys I am seeing are in for a rude awakening when it’s 20° in 2 days

Don’t understand why people sign up to be the opener of legacy band tours

Your whole purpose is to get boo’d and laughed off the stage so the headliner gets all the attention

Sometimes I wish I didn’t know ball and bought into this hype

Everyone playing it up like USA vs Mexico tonight isn’t going to be a hydrogen bomb vs a coughing baby

DC indycar track layout is absolutely dogshit and will be a smash hit on the sims

There is bound to be an abandoned Ames still standing within 5 miles of it

Ska people are just beach juggalos

😔

Ball squirts into the outfield Korea on the corners with 1 out, if they score they advance

Australia might do this yall

If they keep the run differential to 4 or lower

Need a times table to comprehend how to advance in the most non-sensational way to Miami

I am going to miss 6am baseball

I will reinstall if they add a franchise mode

Made the french fry seasoning from Layne’s and it turned out pretty good

Nvm they went to the bullpen and are killing them

We beat GB in some big cricket thingy so this is pretty expected tbh

This indycar race is getting in the way of me watching the good rancher and java house commercial

F1 on AppleTV just means I am never watching the sport again because I am not signing up for an 8th streaming service sorry Apple you get $2000 out of me every 3 years already

Got sugar mommy’d with Chili’s 🌶️

I got mozz sticks 🤓

Hear me out: don’t take the ai sponsorship next time

Lol

Getting paid to watch the ARCA race (unfortunate) from last night

That Reese’s Oreo is the proof that god is dead and we killed it

Tokyo Dome tiny foul poles strikes again

Oh

Pardon fuck

Brb gonna go throw up

Hitting dingers at 6am is wild

In retrospective, the bednar trade was really fucking stupid all around

Tread on me instead