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SOME PERSONAL NEWS….

LOOKING FORWARD TO ROLLING MY SLEEVES UP AND GETTING FUCKING STUCK IN

Brass Eye - Complete Series (All 7 Episodes) YouTube video by Max Headroom

If you're lazy like me and can't be bothered to walk 7ft and open a drawer to find the DVD, an absolute legend has put all of Brass Eye up on YouTube.

youtu.be/pQCrcAFuI-E?...

Just seen a Twitter screen grab of someone referring to Andrew Tate's 'desert trek' into Dubai as 'Lawrence of dry labia'

PEACH DRAIN ABOMINATOR

TRICKLETUBE AGITATOR

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Yes that, and also Farage perishing as a result of choking on, and subsequently slowly drowning in, his own gum disease mouth blood shortly afterwards would be most agreeable

“YOU HAVE THE MOST EYES I HAVE EVER SEEN”

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Haha, did he really, fuck sake 😻

She clearly doesn’t wipe her arse properly, if at all

“Just popping to the court to deny another rape charge. I shall wear a shit-smeared hat.”

I am very sorry to hear this, pal. Sending all the love and hugs I can muster ❤️

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

"I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments not yet articulated"

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Imagine the fucking stench from his arse

Doesn’t bear thinking about

Are those the ones with Dr Bambi 👀

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

getting shot in the head with a sniper and my body launches into a perfect backflip and lands upright leaning against the wall in a cunty position. The soldier who shot me has nightmares about it every day until killing his wife and then himself on March 28, 2043

Andrew Tate @Cobratate • 7h Here's a black pill. The evil Epstein lived his life with near unlimited financial excess and luxury. He was connected to the worlds most powerful people giving him a deep understanding and control over the worlds realities. He lived to a moderately old age and is now immortalised in internet culture forever via memeing. ... 99.9% of you will never achieve even one of those things. You'll never be rich or important or immortalised. He beat you in every single metric. You lost to a scumbag.

excerpt from the keynote speech at the annual Rape Traffickers Convention

Nobody speaketh to me like that, not even myne close friends. Thou knowst me not. THOU ART BLOCK’D!

I bet you did Pepys you dirty old bollocks. I bet you fucking did.

I can’t imagine the “Prince of Darkness”’s hoop has ever been so tattered as it probably is at the moment, albeit for perhaps a slightly different reason this time

#reptiles

It’s so sad that he fell off his favourite ladder onto a poisoned spike situated on top of an explosive device - and that after the inferno subsided the glowing embers of his charred remains were immediately consumed by a passing fox who simply couldn’t believe his luck

*opening laptop for bomb disposal instructions*
UPDATING YOUR FIRMWARE
"Jesus Christ NOT NOW"
WOULD YOU LIKE TO USE A.I. COPILOT GEMINI CHAT BASTARD
"The bomb the bomb it's going to explode"
GREAT QUESTION, THE RED WIRE IS JUST AS GOOD AS THE BLUE ONE PROBABLY
"there is no blue wire!"
GREAT CATCH

All that’s missing is a slot on his head for coins, like those plastic Golden Retriever cunts you used to see on a platform outside a Chemist’s in the mid-80s

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Haha that’s just one of the Vigo Twitter classics I’m going to post soon

NOBODY speaks to me like that, not even my close friends. You don't know me! YOUR BLOCKED!