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But people who have been flattened by the Earth still live.

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You fandom people have lost your fucking minds

25.02.2026 11:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Big Challenges the crocodile wearing cool red sunglasses on a red skateboard "They call me BIG!"

Big Challenges the crocodile wearing cool red sunglasses on a red skateboard "They call me BIG!"

When I tell you I had this idea like two year ago and just drew it in under an hour lol anyways long live BIG C!!!!!!!

24.02.2026 05:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1226 ๐Ÿ” 500 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

We should be allowed to egg Matt Yglesias

04.02.2026 23:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what's that? you're a mech pilot and you're rivals with another mech pilot? sounds pretty gay bro

15.12.2023 21:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 70 ๐Ÿ” 20 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers

05.12.2025 16:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 31 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ANY MAN WITH A MASK AND YOU ALL FOLD

12.12.2025 02:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 39 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Mama ain't raise no bitch & even if she did it's my brother."

31.12.2025 21:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 93 ๐Ÿ” 31 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i know char spends the entirety of CCA hating himself and being dead inside but the thing is that he's soooooooo sexy while he does it

02.01.2026 20:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 43 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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reminder:

03.01.2026 18:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 152 ๐Ÿ” 27 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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all my conversations this weekend

03.01.2026 18:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 159 ๐Ÿ” 21 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Has Matt Yglesias considered falling off the wall

30.12.2025 05:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's so fucking sick that even if a GM loses it's head the pilot can say "fuck it", open the cockpit and fight til he can't fight anymore.

24.08.2025 16:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 402 ๐Ÿ” 104 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

(mf doom voice) he threw a sandwich cheese and salami, feds couldn't indict folded like origami, afraid of subway both the chain and the train, mayo salt and pepper shake your thang, grand jury shut em down twice, coca cola on the side no ice

27.08.2025 20:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 6621 ๐Ÿ” 1391 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 119 ๐Ÿ“Œ 48

knowing "how the computer works" is quickly going from "advantageous skillset in office job" to "godlike degree of metacognition when navigating reality"

06.08.2025 16:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1776 ๐Ÿ” 242 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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The Phantom of the Paradise

circa. 2022

01.08.2025 19:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 4301 ๐Ÿ” 1376 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

We're not doing another round of emotional labor dynamics in interpersonal relationships are we

28.07.2025 18:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People are not seriously claiming doordash is less effort than microwaving something. That is completely unserious.

24.07.2025 03:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really impossible to overstate how completely this guy has failed at every aspect of being an opposition leader over the past six months. Jeffries is a truly inspiring example for every soulless careerist who would rather be king of nothing than stand for anything decent in the world.

29.06.2025 15:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 5974 ๐Ÿ” 1054 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 313 ๐Ÿ“Œ 81
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I don't think you should talk about people like this

22.06.2025 19:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My boss has pissed me off so much that it's bled significantly into my off time, which is not to mention the 9 months he harassed me constantly off hours. The only justice to me would be if I got to randomly non-lethally electrocute him for 9 months.

12.06.2025 20:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look what else are you gonna think about as you're stuck in traffic and a guy merges late over the divider.

11.06.2025 00:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kind of a no duh statement but as a symptom and propagator of hyper individualism, driving just overwhelmingly rewards being a bad actor.

11.06.2025 00:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shoutouts to honey nut cheerios

07.06.2025 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If your response to "the one you like is the good one, and the one liked by the people you don't like is the bad one" is "exactly! Simple and effective" you are a fucking dullard, sorry.

04.06.2025 21:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just saw somebody openly admit "I consume things soley for the representation" and while I must respect their upfront honesty, I also therefore find their intellect to be about that of a hive insect.

04.06.2025 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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San Diego neighborhood makes ICE agents retreat

02.06.2025 21:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 39023 ๐Ÿ” 10102 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2138 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2600

Look not to rehash old discourse but I just read the argument "TLJ was good because it gave orphans a hero in Rey"

... what are we doing here c'mon

01.06.2025 01:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0