(My algorithm is feeding me on this five hour drive to dress rehearsal for the opera. Last one.)
The night does funny thing inside a man
These old tomcat feelings you don’t understand
I didn't want to think my dad was stealing from his construction job...
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.
INTERNET : Punch Goes Viral For Finally Fighting His Bullies
ME: [deep sigh, rubs temple] “THIS MONKEY IS PUNCHING BACK” WAS RIGHT THERE
Swords. Still swords.
nouveaubougee 12/6/23 There's got to be like a 90% chance that a conservative sci-fi fan is missing the point of whatever they're a fan of.
Never fails
KENNEDY: You said, 'Republicans think can troll their way to ethnic cleansing.' Did I read that correctly?
BIER: DHS tweeted for 100m deportations. That would be ethnic cleansing!
K: You don't think it's hyperbolic?
B: I think advocating 100m deportations is ethnic cleansing. Yes. Your time is up
Beautiful! And cool lighting!
when I die I need someone to record all of my skeets into a teddy ruxpin
CEO ISN'T A REAL JOB.
Fuckin’ neato.
You’re cool. 💙🩷💜
Eric Andre capturing how I think we all feel these days:
slamming shots of IKEA mustard before whipping shitties in the Walmart parking lot
Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other
I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.
*werner herzog voice* you have your light evenings now but the mornings are darker than ever
We're all spiraling, you're not special.
-me, to me
Gentle reminder that ISIS was created by the US govt to fight the Shiite militants, who were armed by the US govt to fight Saddam, who was armed by the US govt to fight Iran, who hates us because the US govt overthrew their elected leader and installed a brutal dictator.
History.
This movie is kind of a mess, the pacing is all over the place, characters are introduced and discarded at a rapid clip, there are like 4 montages of the same shit
And it DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE IT IS FUCKIN TOMBSTONE. THE DIALOGUE. THE CAST. THE PERFORMANCES. NOTHING ELSE LIKE IT.
NO NO NO YOU DON’T
GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA
federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL
tell everyone you know
www.freetaxusa.com
wearing my women in stem t-shirt on international women’s day to celebrate the fact that i was given that and a reusable water bottle instead of equal pay
my toothbrush has informed me that it's time to change the head, but of course it would say that because the heads are like $20 and the brush was programmed by the same people who sell the heads. what kind of world is this where I can't trust my own toothbrush
