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Central NJ | πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‘¬ | gaymer, musician, husband, and dad to two delightful miniature dachshunds 🌭🌭🐾

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pls remember to stay hydrated, exhibit self care, look both ways before you cross the street, don't look in the mirror too long bc you'll dissociate, and always fight against fascism!!!!

14.06.2025 13:20 πŸ‘ 309 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

πŸ˜” ugh, I’m sorry! Being sick is awful, but thank you for taking a test instead of brushing it off and spreading it to your friend (and anyone else!!). I hope you feel better soon and it doesn’t linger!! β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή

12.06.2025 22:28 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Stunningly beautiful!!! πŸ₯°πŸ’ž

12.06.2025 17:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ahhh!! Happy birthday!!! πŸ₯³πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸ’™

12.06.2025 15:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Precious and patient little dachshund

Precious and patient little dachshund

I know, I want to go for a w-a-l-k, too, buddy πŸ’™

12.06.2025 13:38 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

For real!! I was fully anticipating a different camping experience πŸ˜‚ (there are definitely camping spots for the more ~promiscuous~ queers)

12.06.2025 04:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, this actually seems super wholesome and fun!!!

12.06.2025 03:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Calling my insurance company because my basement just flooded

12.06.2025 03:21 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yesss!! Keep it up!! 😁 I got into a consistent workout routine in January of last year and then really honed in on my goals a few months later by changing my eating habits, and that was a game-changer! I may not give every workout 100%, but I show up 100% of the time, and that’s what matters!! πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

12.06.2025 03:10 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We flew a Lufthansa A340 to Germany around this time last year!! A baby was screaming for about three hours while everyone was trying to sleep (talk about a red-eye), but we loved that plane! Hope you have a safe trip back!!

11.06.2025 18:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a little girl wearing sunglasses is standing in a doorway Alt: CONGRATS TO THE #1 GIGI IM SO HAPLY FKR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. CONGRATULATIONS ON BECOMING GIGI AGAIN AND SO GLAD TERRANCE IS HAVING BABY. SO EXCITED FIR UOU ALL. SHE IS DOING THE GIGI DANCE β™₯οΈπŸ˜‡πŸŽˆπŸŽβ­οΈβ­οΈβ­οΈβ­οΈβ­οΈπŸŽπŸŽˆπŸŽπŸŽˆπŸ˜‡β™₯️
11.06.2025 18:16 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a blurry picture of a person wearing a blue shirt ALT: a blurry picture of a person wearing a blue shirt

Okay, but also, you’d better werk!!! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ (hopefully they give you a raise with the additional responsibilities πŸ‘€)

11.06.2025 16:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My beach-loving husband says this every time we see more rain in the weekend forecast πŸ₯²

11.06.2025 16:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YES!! Wishing you the best of luck today!!! πŸ€žπŸ˜πŸ€

11.06.2025 16:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess it’s better to know their quirks before accepting a position, but it sucks, because you’ve put in so much time/prep for these interviews, only to end up hearing this πŸ˜” ugh!!! Keeping my fingers crossed for calls back from better places 🀞

11.06.2025 16:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Got emotional reading this!! πŸ₯Ί Happy anniversary!!! πŸ’ž

11.06.2025 13:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Continually sending you all of the good vibes, thoughts, energy, etc.!!!! πŸ™Œ ✨🌈✨ I’m sincerely hoping the right people call you back!!! πŸ’™

11.06.2025 02:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman sits at a table looking out a window at sunset Alt: I’m alone in the room

Suddenly…

11.06.2025 02:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No, YOU cried through the series finale of The Handmaid’s Tale (hubby and I loved it 😭)

10.06.2025 23:02 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Or on a Tuesday night, AM I RIGHT? ehuhuhu…

10.06.2025 19:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ohhh I love red velvet cake 🀀 so I say dig in!!! 😜 Hope you have a wonderful birthday!!! πŸ˜‹πŸ’™

10.06.2025 17:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This + having anxiety when waiting in lines + security people yelling at you 🫠🫠🫠

10.06.2025 14:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜”πŸ«‚

10.06.2025 14:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hubby and I voted early last week!! 😊 thanks for voting!! These primaries matter, too!!!

10.06.2025 13:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’€. Love this.

10.06.2025 13:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

RO!!! LMAO

10.06.2025 03:25 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Boseph stares into the void

Boseph stares into the void

😨 they’re the same picture

10.06.2025 03:17 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This transformation is incredible!! And the sign above the door!!! πŸ˜­πŸ’š

10.06.2025 03:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stomach problems? I think they mean poopy down my leeeeeeg

10.06.2025 03:10 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yesss!!! πŸ€ŽπŸ€πŸ’š

10.06.2025 03:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0