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what would YOU make if you wanted to make a vidyagame

yknow i thought i was above the concept of a relationship for a while but like

damn

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close to what?

grand old time

moss

tbh it really depends

pancakes need choco chips

waffles need chicken (and/or sausage gravy)

but french toast just solos

oh SHIT

-scrambld

-if it counts, french toast

-and if im really stretchin it, monte cristo

shiiiiiiiiiit uhhhm

titties are fun

hard as fuck sometimes but fun

lmao i swear theres much cooler peopl out there

just doin stuff for the sake of doin it i guess

for shits and giggles

t m i

tuesde

yknow theres only so many people on earth who are actually excited when they get the chance to shit themselves

took me like 3 days or so but i made a siegmeyer

cardcaptor sakura what about

cardcapture sakura

*normal girl just fucking around with streaming from a ps2

oh jesuschrist

obsessing over sweet chili sauce like a cereal mascot would

shits just magically delicious

can do more than that,,

wondering the hypothetical logistics of like cosplaying my sona at cap lmao

would be funi

i feel like i switch between "i wouldnt want anyone to even know im there" and "if im payin then i should go hard with it"

have they made a buttplug you can stick a beyblade to the base of yet

fuck i think its naptime

realizing how strong the effect of hearing a girl use her diapers fully is on my psyche

ghgghghhhhhh

ive mentioned it many a time before but god sometimes feeling just a little bit off can be somehow worse that feeling like complete shit

like how music notes closer to resolving to the tonic feel more dissonant

counterpoint

actually waitshit yeah i guess

need big infinite pile of gold to sit my fat dragon ass on

must draw

more diaprs

ueegh

in a limbo state of tired and yearning

i already do that,,

hmm

fuck do you do if tail is too dang big for back waistband hole but also sits too far down to not cut into the back of the diapr in some way

gonna just

do nothing today

my chair hurts my ass too much

new quest for $400 chair beginneth soon enough

MIKU PUT THAT ASS AWAY

not going to cap feels like when your parents didnt let you go on some big field trip so you're just sittin there with like 3 other kids like 'im about to do nothing all day and not in a good way'

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capless