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Neuroscientist; Midwestern expat; he/him; These are just, like, my opinions, man.

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The secret Wisconsinites don’t want you to know.

26.02.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
NOT-OD-26-032: Basic Experimental Studies in Humans (BESH) Will No Longer Be Considered Clinical Trials by the NIH NIH Funding Opportunities and Notices in the NIH Guide for Grants and Contracts: Basic Experimental Studies in Humans (BESH) Will No Longer Be Considered Clinical Trials by the NIH NOT-OD-26-032. NIH

Basic Experimental Studies Involving Humans (BESH) will no longer be subject to the requirements under the NIH Clinical Trial Definition.
grants.nih.gov/grants/guide...

29.01.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Can’t wait to see your beard-brain axis segment on Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil!

29.01.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cassian Andor is flying a freighter through the eye of Aldahni, the shimmering fragments burning through the atmosphere in a deadly kaleidoscope. The caption reads " 'jail isn't real," i assure myself as i close my eyes andd ram the hallmark gift shop with my shitty bronco"

Cassian Andor is flying a freighter through the eye of Aldahni, the shimmering fragments burning through the atmosphere in a deadly kaleidoscope. The caption reads " 'jail isn't real," i assure myself as i close my eyes andd ram the hallmark gift shop with my shitty bronco"

In honor of the Andor trailer out today, I today repost my greatest online achievement: The Andor Characters as Dril Tweets series. I'm going to put them out as I get spare time over the next couple days, as I'm going to put alt text on them too. Starting with the man himself

CASSIAN ANDOR

24.02.2025 18:41 πŸ‘ 1473 πŸ” 413 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 41
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How CrimeSolutions Works CrimeSolutions Process of Reviewing and

Speaking of crime, the National Institute of Justice does rate and evaluate crime prevention programs and practices and distills into a decent scale for a lay audience: crimesolutions.ojp.gov/how-crimesol...

31.12.2025 16:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The Far Side cartoon in black and white. Cartoon shows a jeep with a man and a woman in safari gear inside. The jeep is  in the middle of a savanna surrounded by lions. One of the lions is next to the jeep on its hind legs using a bent coat hanger to pick the car door lock. Cartoon caption below reads β€œDrive, George, drive! This one’s got a coat hanger!”

The Far Side cartoon in black and white. Cartoon shows a jeep with a man and a woman in safari gear inside. The jeep is in the middle of a savanna surrounded by lions. One of the lions is next to the jeep on its hind legs using a bent coat hanger to pick the car door lock. Cartoon caption below reads β€œDrive, George, drive! This one’s got a coat hanger!”

I had a T-shirt of this one growing up. Still cracks me up.

12.12.2025 18:13 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œAnd Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.” - Hans Gruber, Die Hard

30.11.2025 19:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

I’ll definitely get rescued, but might lose my sanity in the process.

26.11.2025 19:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

promotes acceptance of perpetual surveillance state, supports coal industry…

22.11.2025 18:01 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Same

15.11.2025 00:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The National Advisory Council on Osteopathic Arrangements sure has its work cut out for it.

09.10.2025 13:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Now Open: Dana Foundation Rapid Response Bridge Funding

(1/2) Dana VP of Neuroscience & Society Khara Ramos explains why the Foundation has launched an RFP for rapid response bridge funding for scholars, practitioners, and teams doing work in neuroscience and society and impacted by recent shifts in federal funding. #neurosociety #neuroscience #neurosky

07.10.2025 17:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There is a posting for the NIMH Director

hr.nih.gov/careers/open...

18.09.2025 19:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.

10.09.2025 02:47 πŸ‘ 180 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

The Grifted Age

22.08.2025 23:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Blue moon (ice cream) - Wikipedia

I guess it is an upper Midwest flavor, so beer isn’t a bad guess, but I meant this one:

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_mo...

21.08.2025 19:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ice cream should be Blue Moon flavored if you can find it. Your toppings seem on point.

21.08.2025 16:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Surprised Elsevier hasn’t come up with a Kohl’s Cash-like scheme for this already. (Get $1000 Elsie Bucks if you complete your review by deadline! Get an extra $500 for every nominated reviewer who accepts an invitation!)

20.08.2025 12:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t know about a pattern, but likely a temporary assignment until the app is coded to a specific PO. This can happen if it takes a while for the institute to identify the PO with best fit (e.g. if the app touches on more than one PO portfolio areas). DEA is the default landing spot for apps at ICs

15.08.2025 11:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

gargoyles cartoon voice actors

20.07.2025 15:40 πŸ‘ 267 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 4

Age verification? Screens actually needed saving.

11.07.2025 15:02 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My understanding has been the BB reconciliation bill does not deal with NIH. The admin proposed 40% cut is for the FY 2026 budget (starting Oct 1st), which Congress has yet to start drafting and may or may not follow the admin proposal.

28.06.2025 13:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

none of you had to compete with your subject group for wire mother's attention and it shows

24.06.2025 18:00 πŸ‘ 310 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm working on a joke about Poseidon. It's going swimmingly.

13.06.2025 20:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a fantastic joke about Cassandra but no one ever listens to me.

13.06.2025 15:58 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I once workshopped a joke about Hephaestus but could never hammer out the timing.

13.06.2025 16:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

is species 8472 the same as mewtwo

11.05.2025 16:40 πŸ‘ 230 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie

Star Trek: Second Contact

05.05.2025 13:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Joke

Describe your perfect date.
That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th.
Because it's not too cold.
All you need is a light jacket.

Joke Describe your perfect date. That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.

Happy Light Jacket Day to all who celebrate

25.04.2025 12:43 πŸ‘ 1884 πŸ” 457 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 26

That Paul Williams one is perfect

14.02.2025 12:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0