I was wrong. Apparently MTG wants this fight. Good luck sweetheart.

I think maybe you should just watch the little league World Series. The rest of us will enjoy the World Baseball Classic as it is.

No way beeotches! I’m cranking my heat up! Gonna blast it even through the summer mother f*ckers!

Was it considered attractive for women to tease their hair into fright wigs in 1988? Was the exposure of the female forehead a taboo and titillating at the time? I honestly don’t remember. I was completely drunk on cocaine from 1986 until 1994.

It seems like the difference is really just one of style, not substance. Am I missing something?

Hundreds over seventy-five years? That’s like less than two a year.

Tragedy? Really? I would suggest that Doug Collins would be assuming the presidency if justice were to strike.

But … but … but … the president says the Epstein pedophile scandal is a hoax. I don’t understand.

Agreed. I count myself among those who do not believe in Hell. Call my reference to eternal damnation a night convention.

A slow embarrassing slide into the grave followed by an eternity in hell, I would think.

I would have thought he’d be given a position in the trump administration.

I feel like there’s a metaphor in here somewhere.

Yes. Because he doesn’t have a woman or a person of color running against him to act as a foil for the American public to focus on. It’s just him and his naked malevolence.

And if my aunt has balls she’d be my uncle.

Which means it’s rough 6 days and 15 hours until the get sent packing by the Seahawks.

trump and Putin have already agreed:

Putin gets Europe. trump gets the Americas.

Now look at the map. Who should get Greenland? trump is making the case that it is part of the Americas and therefore it’s his.

Yeah. But that was before he took possession of the Nobel prize for being a whinny b*tch from the Venezuelan opposition leader. Maybe he’s changed his mind.

I don’t think it matters who Europe hates. Seems obvious that trump and Putin have already agreed to let each other dominate in their respective regions. Note the lack of response from Russia after the Venezuelan invasion. And how’s Ukraine doing?

This also explains his boner for Greenland. trump and Putin have already agreed to let Russia dominate Europe and the U.S. Dominate the Americas. Greenland is up for grabs as it’s not physically attached to neither.

So Russia is signaling a willingness to step into the geopolitical leadership void that trump has created. It’s almost as if trump wants to see Russia supplant US dominance in the region.

Nah. Thats crazy talk I guess. I mean he hugged a flag and all.

Quick correction: the United States is not America. No need to tarnish an entire hemisphere when we’re really talking about one rogue, soon to be failed, state being led by a doddering huckster.

Here’s hoping you’ll be equally moved by you fellow citizens as we fight to avoid loosing our freedom to a would-be brutal regime hell bent on establishing decades of authoritarian, theocratic rule.

Hmmm. Now that the federal government is actually murdering U.S. citizens in the streets, the I-need-my-guns-for-protection-from-a-tyrannical-government crowd has gone all crickets.

Of course, many of them are now agents of that tyrannical government … so there’s that.

I can’t think of a more depressing statement than “I’m flying to Jacksonville to … [fill in the blank]“.

But hey, go Bills I guess.

Yeah. There doesn’t seem to be a lot of strategic long-term thinking here. In fact, US foreign policy in general appears to be little more than a series of careening maneuvers in response to a succession of self-inflicted wounds based on the whims of a doddering huckster.

No. That was 2024.

I’m sorry. How is that different than the trump experience in the U.S.?

I’m gonna hafta laugh if Maduro turns up in the Epstein files.

And don’t even get me started on uneducated immigrants, am I right? Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?

Is it concerning that trump has to take so many cognitive tests? What’s *that* about?