Karizma🏳️‍⚧️

Girl who sets up a polymarket for betting on when Trump is going to die

The bible was just a radical socialist manifesto, with a divine facade to make the blasphemy/extremism it encouraged digestible to those who would have otherwise considered it to be blasphemy/extremism.

I have white fatigue. I don’t hate white people, I just don’t want to see them everywhere all the time, taking the positions of other more qualified people who aren’t white. 🤡

ascend to transgenderhood, and take your rightful place in the shadow government.

Thanks Obama!

decadent feast of cats and dogs you’ve just shared. Through the soft red glow of the Jewish space lasers above, you can see George furiously masturbaiting, the effects of the adrenochrome you shared before dinner clearly taking effect. You’re sure tonight is the night. Tonight you

George Soros stares at you seductively, blushing as you stroke the tan coloured, communist autopen. It drops to the floor, nestling into your discarded clothing as you ravenously crawl out of your seat and onto the dinner table, feeling almost feral as you lithely slink past the remains from the..

Remember to tip your shitposter

I don’t for a second expect you to take me seriously, but hear me out:

What if Anatomy textbook style depiction of an anthropomorphic elephant cyborg with shoulder mounted missile launchers?

With the main difference simply being that the people in heaven just don’t feel bad if they’ve been shitty.

possibility that the people in heaven aren’t in heaven because they were good people, but instead simply because they didn’t feel any guilt about things they had done in their life. There seem to be a lot of wholesome, good people in hell, and duplicitous and nasty people in heaven.

I still can’t get over the very obvious visual connection between the speaker of god and the goetia in helluva boss (same universe)

Not to mention the fact that Sir Pentious ended up in hell, not because he committed some horrible sin, but because he FELT so guilty. Like that implies the..

Giving to the rich is capitalism, but giving money to the poor is socialism (perjorative)

Oh you’re into feminism? Okay, name every woman

No, see like I was born female, it’s just that they just put my pussy on backwards at the sassy bitch factory

white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...

Like suck start a kalashnikov, comrade💀

The inverse is how you promote authoritarianism, so you should be weary of the clowns walking around crying about purity testing. They’re either heavily propagandized, or just outright bots doing the whole “hello fellow libtards isn’t all this purity testing stuff we do so stupid” schtick.

“puRiTy TeStInG oN ThE lEfT”

Holy hell shut the entire fuck up, yeah? Self regulation, critical attention, and willingness to re-evaluate support based on new information, is NOT “purity testing”. Those are the hallmarks of a society that encourages intellectual and political integrity.

Just when you thought trickle down economics couldn’t get any shittier, the world’s village idiot introduces incontinence economics.

Make Nuremberg Great Again

Ooopsies, all trans

Delicious crapitalism flavoured yogurt

“You’ll never be a real woman like me”

Okay girlie, is that why your straight boyfriends pornhub wrapped looks like the tranny award nominee ceremony

a sign with an open lighter in front of a coyote’s mouth, and the no red slash through circle with the text “stop taking lighters from coyotes they have earned the secrets of fire”

sign of the times

This is what happens when you let Florida Man be president twice

Donald Trump has been officially declared dead

Why does this post sound like a U-Haul truck

I dont need like bezos money or even Ethel Caine money, i just think i at least deserve like choreographed sex money yknow?

I give it all of 6 months before Droopy Donny starts deporting Canadian Geese and calling them illegals. “Canadian terrorists trained their extremist geese to spread radical feces across our beautiful nation”

Also good luck with that. Our average goose could throw Donny around like a wet towel lmao

Actually my car is biologically automatic. It doesn’t have a transmission or a cismission, it has a *normalmission*. It didn’t have to have the clutch cut off, cuz like a real car it never had one ☝️ checkmate librul