Most relatable part of Motor City was the guy who avoided getting infected by effectively a zombie virus because he was being a reclusive introvert and spent all day in his room painting with a respirator on
Every now and then I do random lore drops about myself to my friends and each time it’s something slightly more horrifying than the last
“Why would they send Grace so unprepared for this” bro they let a 18 yr old be in the special forces in this series
The funniest answer to “who is Leon married to” is Helena, or possibly Rebecca, who I don’t think he’s ever even met
So what’s Josh from RE5 up to these days
*or just beat the fuck outta you, in the case of the abusive husband, and the guys torturing people
If you were an innocent victim who needed help, he’d bend over backwards to do so and make sure you’re alright. OTOH, if you were the one being a dick he’d kind of just psychologically torture you until you act right (generally deserved by the targets of his ire)
They should let me write a Superman comic so I can write him closer to how he was in older ones, and by that I mean kind of a petty asshole
Happy Black History Month
My grandfather called me a mutt to my face one time, which like 20 years after the fact is honestly kind of funny
(If you’re worried about this, not to worry, he’s been dead for 15 years)
“Jane was super personable and nice, if you ignore that she constantly lied and spread gossip and also wanted to perform human experimentation on patients”
Reading about serial killers and noticing a trend where people describe them like “No they were super nice and friendly. You know, aside from that one utterly terrifying thing about them.”
Gworl.
I look on Twitter. People are arguing about Superman’s characterization. Both sides are wrong in different ways. I exit Twitter.
Watched Demons. Only real criticism of this 40 yr old pseudo zombie movie is that the scenes with the punks felt like they were only there to pad out the run time, and have product placement (“WOW SUDDENLY I WANT A COCA COLA”)
Harvey Dent in Batman and Robin Year One complains that he used to be really handsome, to the point people called him Apollo. I say he’s STILL hot if u ain’t a PUSSY.
They need to keep Bane in his OG outfit, I like how slutty he looks in it
Reading the code of Hammurabi is a little funny solely due to how it seems like nearly every punishment is execution. avalon.law.yale.edu/ancient/hamf...
Actually maybe they should’ve jumped Nanni too
Nanni’s messengers should’ve beat his ass
Why was Ea Nasir scamming people 4000 years ago. What the fuck was his problem.
Why did I get my height AND brain nerfed so hard
Why did the universe do this
drawing of a girl with blue hair with text that has "here comes suzy snowflake", christmas
merr crimbo
Me: when I was a kid I was told I have a bad mean streak
My mom: no that’s true you are mean
MOM!!
Working at a grocery store really means you get to see inexplicable items. Why the fuck are there Dubai chocolate cones.
Oh my god Evil Priest Child from Children of the Corn would make for a great Halloween costume
(Bc I’m short)
Me when I realized the actor of the evil priest child in Children of the Corn is taller than me
These old comics also keep jumpscaring me with the time period bc why is Superman out here like “I need my GF to fall in love with another man; *I* can’t marry her, so if not she’ll be an OLD MAID!!”
He then starts getting jealous when this plan starts working.
They need to bring this hairstyle back for her bc it’s a cute look
Seemingly the sole reason she won’t believe him and Clark are the same person is bc Superman is masculine and sexy, and Clark is a shy/awkward nerd
(She is into both of them)
Reading Superman’s Girlfriend Lois Lane is really funny just bc after a point it’s obvious they’re BOTH unhinged weirdoes
the goatman as an urban legend doesn't scare me bc it doesn't seem to have a human body count. this gives me the overconfidence I could fistfight it if need be, were it real.
