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You still have to be so stupid to have faith it'll go well for you though

14.03.2026 21:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Starting to finally understand how so many women fall for the tradwife/"soft life" stuff.

14.03.2026 21:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😭🥺🖤🖤🖤

13.03.2026 23:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Having marinated a bit, i take it back. I want people in my life to know what i weirdo i was and how much i chose to hold back

13.03.2026 22:59 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

If you're my friend it's your legal obligation to flirt with me

13.03.2026 22:02 👍 14 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
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Wine drunk at a lake ama

13.03.2026 22:45 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If i die fuck the browser history, someone delete my notes app

13.03.2026 21:34 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Nina Simone - Ain't Got No, I Got Life (HD)
Nina Simone - Ain't Got No, I Got Life (HD) YouTube video by Johan Vilchez

youtu.be/DtJzr1Wcy_s?...

13.03.2026 21:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

r.i.p. x2

13.03.2026 21:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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13.03.2026 21:21 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

February. 4 even weeks, this year sun-sat.

13.03.2026 19:13 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

on LinkedIn. no open positions for mystics. JPMorgan Chase for example is not presently hiring for a mystic. nor is Kraft

13.03.2026 17:45 👍 325 🔁 41 💬 11 📌 2
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13.03.2026 10:01 👍 600 🔁 75 💬 5 📌 11
today’s to do list: think about past failures
spend $15-300
reflect on recent trauma
become so over caffeinated i get scared
try my best

today’s to do list: think about past failures spend $15-300 reflect on recent trauma become so over caffeinated i get scared try my best

13.03.2026 11:15 👍 64 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 0
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13.03.2026 01:01 👍 1555 🔁 398 💬 12 📌 52

She's perfect

13.03.2026 02:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Its so gratifying (and useful) and yet so annoying when the therapy stuff yields results.

12.03.2026 17:36 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good luck / sorry 🖤

12.03.2026 15:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Current boss just said i probably know more than previous boss. Will be riding that for the rest of the day (once i finish this task)

12.03.2026 15:48 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A tumblr post from orteil42 (cookie clicker dev) that says: am i losing the drive to create things for an increasingly alien and hostile world whose mounting taste for fascism feels like a cold metal vise around my skull or am i just lazy and unmedicated and looking for excuses

A tumblr post from orteil42 (cookie clicker dev) that says: am i losing the drive to create things for an increasingly alien and hostile world whose mounting taste for fascism feels like a cold metal vise around my skull or am i just lazy and unmedicated and looking for excuses

Sorry for the lack of activity it’s literally just this

12.03.2026 13:38 👍 9422 🔁 3243 💬 46 📌 72

K i think the one with the least PI is an excel worksheet to convert time clock records into report data for CMS. Lmk how it goes

11.03.2026 20:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Could i perhaps pass you a few tasks ?

11.03.2026 20:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

people don’t put enough dissociation time between meetings when they schedule stuff for me

11.03.2026 18:27 👍 244 🔁 18 💬 4 📌 0

Trying to figure out what would fulfill this function in our town.

11.03.2026 18:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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11.03.2026 13:00 👍 177 🔁 25 💬 0 📌 0

Ive tried rlly hard to stop being like this in public but i am so touch starved i think physical contact would make me cry

11.03.2026 11:58 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Did not sleep (again).

11.03.2026 11:52 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Very torn between thriving in the heat and the existential dread it pings every time i remember it's early march

10.03.2026 23:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🪚⛏️🗡 omw

10.03.2026 23:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wormholes

10.03.2026 19:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0