Talulla.

The Price Is Right has boy flavored eye candy now.

Lunch today is a mini baguette, some brie, and tzatziki.
This is what happens when you are super hungry and only have a few minutes to grab food from the store.

The problem with shopping at the Korean grocery by vibes is when you want the same thing again, you don't know what it's called.

I asked for no mayo. Instead they put a giant blob of it right in the middle of my sandwich. So I wouldn't see it and take a big, confident bite.
BLECK

Hyped that i get to go play games with friends at the end of the week.
Not hyped that I have to work for 4 days until its time.

and Flaming Hot Cheetos

Pasta-Roni for dinner, but eating it with chopsticks to elevate myself.

He's staring into my soul.

Have you ever put rice krispie treat in the toast oven?

Remembering the time I told a classroom of 6th grade students that back in our day, we didn't know how to spell banana. We had to learn it from a Gwen Stefani song.

I have adapted
the poem
that you wrote
like a hundred years ago

and which
you were probably
thinking
was exclusively about plums

Forgive me
it was low-effort
so reusable
and arguably funny

I guess I needed some rest. I slept over 2 hours. I usually only sleep like 45 minutes. Glad I set my alarm, just in case

Napped so hard I woke thinking it was a different day.

It's heeeeeeeeeeeeeere.

Post a gif of one of your favourite comfort watches.

My favorite thing is to yell, "Women in STEM!" every time I solve even the most basic problem.

We cool parented too hard and now The Children are hanging out in our dining room.

You're body has gone into overdrive.

My favorite part of Ramadan is the Cats of Ramadan.

Great game, Canada.
Grats to the US ladies.

US vs Canada hockey ATM.
Women's hockey is so much better than the boys.

Have the entire apartment to myself this afternoon.
I'll celebrate by doing the same thing I would do if everyone was here.

Today in is it perimenopause or the weather, my hip joints are achy.

I want to see retired Olympians competing. I know it's really a young man's game, but I'd love to see the 30 and 40 + year olds that are still amazing athletes out there.

February break officially starts tomorrow, but I'm celebrating already.
By lounging around in my PJs and playing vidja games.

Gasolina is more than 20 years old.
That seems wrong.

This lead me to think about gelatin. What innovating farm wife saw that gooey stuff after boiling bones and thought, "OH! We can make it into a dessert!" ????

I randomly remembered ambergris is a thing that someone saw and thought, OH! Let's grab some of that whale vomit and use it to smell pretty!

Keeping a tally of how many times the Olympics makes me cry. So far, I'm at 3 and I've only watched maybe 3 hours total of coverage.

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊