ErinFromTheOffice

Free Cassie

Pain at the pump? Sorry. My dick too big I guess.

I have a lot of trouble believing 70-80% have exclusively self-fingered

Interesting. And what do you think it is with own finger excluded?

What percentage of Americans have ever had a finger up their ass? And same question excluding medical situations

Footjob music. Call that shoeglaze

Has any journalist asked Pete Hegseth when he last consumed alcohol?

Pokemon Go (G.O.T.V. Edition)

Things Americans have deemed worthy of remembering forever
-the Titans
-the Alamo
-9/11

Hasbro’s CEO on J.K. Rowling. We just published our new Decoder interview with Chris Cocks, the head of Hasbro. I asked him directly about how he thinks about author J.K. Rowling’s politics and what it’s done to the Harry Potter f...

cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch

www.theverge.com/podcast/8914...

I think trump wants a draft specifically so he can get an exemption for Barton so he'll be a "fortunate son." Dodging the draft was a formative moment in donald's life. Don't sleep on that.

And Iran. Iran so far away.

Our styleguide dictates using the gendered Linua or Linuo, never Linux

Britain has been at war with the United States since 1776

Fuck DST. Standard Time is God's time. DST is an abomination.

The "this doing numbers" meme is my daily social media experience

If you elect me President, I have a plan for undoing trump's corrupt pardons using Presidential Immunity™

WMDs Nutz

If your opponent uses AI for targeting elementary schools to bomb, datacenters are absolutely legitimate military targets

Chickity China, I'm chokin' the chicken
You have a dryjerk and your dick starts drippin'

Jerking off and then passing out is the best way to fall asleep

Fuck lion fish. Kill them all.

The Corn Ultimatum

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: it should be legal to fuck children

Real left wing fascism has never been tried.

Every Democrat in the Senate voted to confirm Little Marco at Secretary of State.

Every Democrat in the Senate sucks shit.

Fuck Lorne Michaels. Dan Crenshaw sucks. Making Pete Davison apologize to him was a disgrace.

Up and cumming

Well, you see, war is penis and not-war is vagina, so

Your racist uncle is the median Republican.