Lane Moore

Lane Moore in Chicago April 26

Tinder profile from Hell

CHICAGO FRIENDS! I'm coming to your city on April 26 to roast your weirdest dating profiles, like this charming lad. If you've never been on a dating app, you've got to come. If you've seen way too many dating profiles, you really have to come.🙏😂🤦‍♀️Get tickets here!!! thedentheatre.com/performances...

Tbh I want five in one therapy. Let's speed this shit along.

"hey i wrote a song for you it’s called God Only Knows ☺️"
"whoa why did you start it with "i may not always love you??" jesus brian what the fuck"

Jesus

Why does this Jesus look like he's doing stand-up and it's not going great?

an american flag with the words bro pride men 's rights are human rights on it Alt: an american flag with the words bro pride men 's rights are human rights on it

It's about time people started listening to men, They're not the dominant voice in everything ever since the dawn of Time and I just don't know why that is

Ps its obv not Sketchfest, which is the greatest comedy festival in the world imo, and genuinely so wonderful to do. It is a way less cool festival lol which is pretty obvious given how they're acting.

Research and development has not confirmed any sort of ball scent, but "leather scent" is a forerunner.

Be careful Joe Rogan will start marketing that to men, except it'll be therapy that actually makes you worse.

Misogyny messes with your income + your trust, it exploits your labor + gives you nothing for it. Each time my guy friends say no one pulls this shit w/them, my heart breaks. Idk what else to do, but if you wanna Venmo/cashapp me a coffee because misogyny is so fucking corrosive, im hellolanemoore.💔

A comedy festival used my name as the headliner to sell tickets, had a contract, + decided they're not gonna pay me a dime. Shit like this happens to women ALL the time + happens to men NEVER. Misogyny in this industry is why most women quit. And I need to scream that at the top of my fucking lungs.

maybe if we write "For Men" on therapy men will use it.

2026 in a nutshell: The world is on fire every day, they keep price gouging the working class out of existence, threatening new wars and killing children, but most importantly you NEED our new weight loss drugs because u HAVE to be super thin, and have you considered a facelift even though ur 30????

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Scream seven Box office crash

Scream 7 is even more of a shitshow than i thought it would be, so here's every question I had while watching this movie that proves this franchise needs to be laid to rest.🔪🔪🔪 LaneMoore.Substack.com 🩸

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Scream seven Box office crash

Scream 7 is even more of a shitshow than i thought it would be, so here's every question I had while watching this movie that proves this franchise needs to be laid to rest.🔪🔪🔪 LaneMoore.Substack.com 🩸

There's so much money to be made off of an eating disorder that could be yours now!!!!

2026 in a nutshell: The world is on fire every day, they keep price gouging the working class out of existence, threatening new wars and killing children, but most importantly you NEED our new weight loss drugs because u HAVE to be super thin, and have you considered a facelift even though ur 30????

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Quote from Lane's podcast

People magazine headline about Shandi

Shandi on America’s Next Top Model coming forward with her story of the disgusting shit that happened to her, at the hands of producers trying to make Good TV at all costs, is so enraging, I had to talk about it on my podcast. Go listen to it right now and believe survivors. Patreon.com/LaneMoore

brands wishing me a happy international women's day:

GIRL YOU GOT THIS!! And because you got this so hard girl, eye cream is 20% off today using the code YESBITCH!!! And diet pills are 30% off with the code GETITSLUT!!! we believe in you hun xoxo💪

Every time someone asks me "so what's your industry like right now?" I'm just gonna send them this.

Every time someone asks me "so what's your industry like right now?" I'm just gonna send them this.

brands wishing me a happy international women's day:

GIRL YOU GOT THIS!! And because you got this so hard girl, eye cream is 20% off today using the code YESBITCH!!! And diet pills are 30% off with the code GETITSLUT!!! we believe in you hun xoxo💪

Quote from Lane's podcast

People magazine headline about Shandi

Shandi on America’s Next Top Model coming forward with her story of the disgusting shit that happened to her, at the hands of producers trying to make Good TV at all costs, is so enraging, I had to talk about it on my podcast. Go listen to it right now and believe survivors. Patreon.com/LaneMoore

It's so crappy I almost never go in there anymore but every now and again if I'm in an area that has one I'll pop in and I'm always like this place is literally criminal. ASTOUNDING TRASH.

Goodwill prices are so insane. I just saw a basic flower pot for $13. Used. At Goodwill. I talked to a guy next to me about the prices and he said "well maybe they caught on!" GOODWILL IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A FOR-PROFIT BILLION DOLLAR PRICE GOUGING BUSINESS. THAT WAS NEVER THE POINT OF GOODWILL.

Literally! Sometimes I forget that people don't know this. Fuck these people, man.

Donate to domestic. violence. shelters! 💙 Often they support numerous safe house homes for families, so anything you’d need/want in a home, they can probably use. Look for a “most needed list” on their site, or speak to them directly before you donate if you’re unsure.

Used flower pot at Goodwill for $13

Stop donating to Goodwill!!! Their CEO makes millions because they're taking all the stuff they get and marking it up 2000% so people you think ur helping can't even afford it. Seriously, stop donating to Goodwill. Give things to ur neighbors or domestic violence shelters. Stop donating to Goodwill.

Literally, I'm pretty sure the flower pot that I saw was like a dollar. Maximum. And they were selling it for 13.

Ughhh I hope people stop donating there. I stopped donating there a long ass time ago.