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Joe ๐ŸฅŒ

@bluehone

Rec league curler (usually at Four Seasons Curling Center in Blaine); event runner up at best. #broomshakalaka he/him/his "Minnesota is dope, if only simply for not what we have, but what we don't" https://youtu.be/fce9VAzA0os?si=-gIEuOmRVlJvJSPe

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Hell yeah

10.03.2026 23:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The @unrivaledwbb.bsky.social league is a good example of how fans might sort themselves

10.03.2026 23:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it's easy to pick a team that loosely represents the individual fan, but I'm telling people that I'm a frontier fan because of the sweeping depth on that team. Also Cory & Korey

10.03.2026 22:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They are pretty cool but they also activate the douchebag center of certain curlers brains because now they have data to back up their inflated opinions of themselves

10.03.2026 20:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The last gsoc matched US vets against Canadian vets, so while I'm pro-curling with a vet from anyplace it may not help me with my goal to play at GSOC

10.03.2026 20:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 19:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still looking for any military or veteran people that are also curlers!

10.03.2026 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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We love the data

10.03.2026 19:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm still fascinated by people arguing about directional sweeping. Is it not obviously effective when done well?

10.03.2026 19:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This will be interesting to learn more about! I was at a spiel where they used the smart brooms as a side challenge to crown "strongest sweeper"

10.03.2026 19:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A top-down, full shot captures a white paper bib with a colorful logo on it, lying on a blue plastic tablecloth. The bib is rectangular with a circular cutout at the top for the neck. The logo on the bib depicts two cartoon lobsters with cow-like patterns on their bodies, standing on a curling sheet. Above the lobsters, the letters "MCC" are written in a bold, stylized font, and below them, the words "LOBSTEIN~SPIEL" are written in a similar font. To the right of the bib, there is a fork, a white napkin, a silver tool, and a clear plastic water bottle. The background is a light gray floor. The lighting is bright and even, and the colors are vibrant.

A top-down, full shot captures a white paper bib with a colorful logo on it, lying on a blue plastic tablecloth. The bib is rectangular with a circular cutout at the top for the neck. The logo on the bib depicts two cartoon lobsters with cow-like patterns on their bodies, standing on a curling sheet. Above the lobsters, the letters "MCC" are written in a bold, stylized font, and below them, the words "LOBSTEIN~SPIEL" are written in a similar font. To the right of the bib, there is a fork, a white napkin, a silver tool, and a clear plastic water bottle. The background is a light gray floor. The lighting is bright and even, and the colors are vibrant.

We are 1-1, hungry for lobster and another win tomorrow.

08.03.2026 00:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Malort pairs well with self-loathing

07.03.2026 19:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because I hogged a stone and also do not drink, my second took a shot of malort for me. He is now my Picture of Dorian Gray for the rest of the spiel

07.03.2026 03:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That was easy. She was playing on the sheet next to me!

07.03.2026 00:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An exterior view of the Marshfield Curling Club on a grey, overcast day. The building is a simple, white corrugated metal structure with two white entry doors and a grey metal railing. To the right of the doors is a large sign featuring the club's name and a black silhouette of a person sliding a curling stone. The ground is patches of brown grass and melting snow, suggesting early spring.

An exterior view of the Marshfield Curling Club on a grey, overcast day. The building is a simple, white corrugated metal structure with two white entry doors and a grey metal railing. To the right of the doors is a large sign featuring the club's name and a black silhouette of a person sliding a curling stone. The ground is patches of brown grass and melting snow, suggesting early spring.

An interior wide shot of the Marshfield Curling Club, showing a long, refrigerated ice rink with three "sheets" of curling. The ice features large red and blue concentric circles (houses) with the club's name printed in the center. Rows of heavy curling stones with yellow and red handles are lined up on the ice and along the wooden walkways. The building has an industrial feel with exposed wooden roof trusses and bright fluorescent tube lighting overhead.

An interior wide shot of the Marshfield Curling Club, showing a long, refrigerated ice rink with three "sheets" of curling. The ice features large red and blue concentric circles (houses) with the club's name printed in the center. Rows of heavy curling stones with yellow and red handles are lined up on the ice and along the wooden walkways. The building has an industrial feel with exposed wooden roof trusses and bright fluorescent tube lighting overhead.

We have arrived for the Lobstein Spiel๐Ÿฆž๐ŸฅŒ

06.03.2026 22:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Laptop shut for the weekend. Time to pack for the Lobstein Mixed Spiel ๐Ÿฆž๐ŸฅŒ

05.03.2026 22:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#Curling folks, any experience and tidbits if you're been involved to soliciting sponsorship for the club for a particular project?
What kind of sheet/bar options have been offered?
We're exploring joining the 21st century and not be scared of the idea lol

05.03.2026 16:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Match or game is good, bonspiel is the whole tournament

05.03.2026 13:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
On Wednesdays we AWOoooOo

On Wednesdays we AWOoooOo

04.03.2026 19:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 59 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My money is on Marc spinning down the sheet Dropkin-style with both middle fingers raised high

04.03.2026 19:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1:00 oโ€™clock Wednesday, folks

04.03.2026 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very disappointed that I cannot watch this live tonight

04.03.2026 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A high-angle, vertical shot of a curling rink, looking down the length of the ice.
In the immediate foreground, a large black letter "D" is printed on the ice, just behind two black and white starting blocks (hacks) used by curlers to push off. A single grey granite curling stone with a red handle sits directly in front of the blocks on the pebbled ice surface.
In the middle ground, the ice features a "house"โ€”a series of concentric target rings colored in blue and green. Further down the rink, several people are visible, some holding curling brooms, standing on adjacent sheets of ice. The lighting is bright and even, reflecting off the white, textured ice surface.

A high-angle, vertical shot of a curling rink, looking down the length of the ice. In the immediate foreground, a large black letter "D" is printed on the ice, just behind two black and white starting blocks (hacks) used by curlers to push off. A single grey granite curling stone with a red handle sits directly in front of the blocks on the pebbled ice surface. In the middle ground, the ice features a "house"โ€”a series of concentric target rings colored in blue and green. Further down the rink, several people are visible, some holding curling brooms, standing on adjacent sheets of ice. The lighting is bright and even, reflecting off the white, textured ice surface.

League night ended with a skips deuce for the win we will never talk about after tonight.

04.03.2026 04:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why is there a Derek Vinyard gif in my teams

03.03.2026 15:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shout out to Bat-Oyun Uranchimeg out of Chaska Curling Club who once curled at FSCC when it was cool (Chaska is definitely cooler)

03.03.2026 14:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A week of Brier coverage, league tonight, practice Thursday, the Lobstein Spiel in Wisconsin on Friday.

It's a great time to be into curling.

03.03.2026 14:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This Manitoba game is fantastic

03.03.2026 13:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bilawka backed up that ๐ŸฅŒ like Juvenile #brier2026

03.03.2026 13:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so stoked to see Team Johnson on the international stage playing like this.

02.03.2026 16:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seems like "protecting opportunities for women and girls" doesn't go very far.

02.03.2026 13:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0