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your da is a pure ride Glesga she/her

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Yeah they’ve got nothing to say. Expect us to eat shit and like it, then get furious and throw tantrums when someone else comes along and says we don’t have to eat shit actually.

11.03.2026 19:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How odd that the Polanski story surfaces again for the umpteen time after more mandelson stuff came out

11.03.2026 18:54 👍 26 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

Getting thrown out of Tesco after they refuse to take my £44 banknote with Gef the Talking Mongoose on it.

11.03.2026 18:31 👍 24 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

James blocked me last time he boring on about this cos I pointed out centrist men like him hardly have anything to say about the very scary misogynist threats coming from Reform while constantly banging on about this pathetic non-story. So I would tell him to fuck off again, but sadly can’t x

11.03.2026 18:22 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Breaking news: the Greens will bimbofy everybody, we’ll all be wearing hot pink and bleaching our hair. In more local news, the Starmer government knew Mandelson was dirty, and gave him an ambassadorship anyway, or something

11.03.2026 17:57 👍 26 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 1

British public: we don't think Trump's scattergun, petulant, aimless bombing of Iran is a good idea & we shouldn't join in
Politicians: wrong
Public: It would be nice to see a chaffinch on a tenner
Politicians: WRONG!

11.03.2026 17:50 👍 122 🔁 36 💬 3 📌 2

I’ve no idea where they’re originally from but if it’s Glasgow then they’ll no doubt be the Bearsden/Milngavie mob.

11.03.2026 17:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m not having a go at Edinburgh people in general just to assure you, just the very specific Scoddish Polidicks cunts Spanner pals around with like Euan McColm etc. Sneery bastards who love to kiss JKR’s bum, that sort of thing.

11.03.2026 16:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If they want to go down that road, as a nearly 20yr Govanhill resident I can tell him it wasn’t the SNP who were in charge when the neighbourhood was at its worst, so…

11.03.2026 15:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

He’s one of the posho Edinburgh mob so I don’t even know why he cares, doesn’t even go here.

11.03.2026 15:31 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Also given his previous comments about the Pakistani community in Glasgow (long since mysteriously deleted) don’t think it’s a coincidence he’s having a go at someone with an Asian name there.

11.03.2026 15:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I get spanner’s being a cunt but unironically 20-30 urban dwellers *are* the lifeblood of the city actually, more likely to be working, paying council tax and making use of facilities etc here than his old posh twat/terf mates in the suburbs.

11.03.2026 15:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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of course the true lifeblood of the city are people in their fifties who live in bearsden and drive into the city centre twice a year

11.03.2026 15:22 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

idk if he counts as a celebrity but Douglas Carswell blocked me for repeatedly retweeting his invite to play Hello Kitty World with him

11.03.2026 13:07 👍 88 🔁 27 💬 5 📌 0

After a brief respite work has become very stressful again, and I can’t even get peace and quiet off the clock cos Austin’s organised various tradesmen and decorators to traipse in and out of the house. Feel overwhelmed and want to run away quite frankly.

11.03.2026 13:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Having a horrible week!

11.03.2026 13:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Once again, the culture warriors deeply misunderstand the deep underlying psyche of the British people. The British people were offered nice animals and they overwhelmingly favoured nice animals.

11.03.2026 11:28 👍 391 🔁 101 💬 28 📌 15
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10.03.2026 08:02 👍 1461 🔁 608 💬 116 📌 86

I’m not a diplomat but I think exchanging the most annoying people you know for the resumption of treats feels like a no brainer

09.03.2026 22:07 👍 198 🔁 36 💬 1 📌 0
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TONIGHT WE HAVE BEEN WATCHING A CLOWN-DISCO.

11.08.2025 15:18 👍 454 🔁 89 💬 21 📌 30

this guy loves making down payments on future 9/11s with other people's money

09.03.2026 21:20 👍 1663 🔁 299 💬 26 📌 7

I was once walking back to my hotel along a coastal path in Croatia at night, it was really dark and I saw what looked like a stone in front of me and got a weird feeling about it, so I walked around it carefully - and it jumped! Toad!

09.03.2026 21:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just that picture of an anime girl going shut the fuck up terf that she likes to scream about.

09.03.2026 16:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She’s also incredibly litigious, which is the main reason you don’t tend to hear these stories publicly.

09.03.2026 16:26 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nothing particularly salacious or scandalous, just story after story about her being deeply unpleasant and a nightmare to work with.

09.03.2026 16:23 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The stories I’ve heard about her would make a much better book, tbh…

09.03.2026 16:22 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Was also reading an interesting discussion about the glut of student accommodation in Glasgow. Apparently it’s now slowing down, they’ve reached the right amount of it and also locals are starting to get really vocally fucked off about any more being planned.

09.03.2026 11:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s just not the location for it, makes no sense.

09.03.2026 11:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah it’s so sketchy, that bit’s always really smelly as well. Quite often have to hold my breath walking past cos of the combined smells of piss, vomit and weed.

09.03.2026 08:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0