Jake 🏳️‍🌈

My algorithm seems to be serve up mostly the things I’m into except it’s convinced I’m into diaper stuff ☹️

I like that people use crocs charms to express themselves but I feel weird looking at their feet

I love seeing people do casual things nude so plz don’t delete 😅

Oh damn

fucking loved that performance

🙏🙏🙏

(subtweeting a person who doesn’t follow me) Guys, if you’re gonna do a belly post, please check that you don’t have the most obvious wad of lint in your belly button. 😅

"yeah he was big on twitter until it came out that he dmed like half the girls on there about his cum" is normally a story about some anon joke account from 2017 named like "buttuncle" and not the richest man in the world

me but replace cat with dick

Mental illness is the dude that spends all day replying to politicians and podcast hosts on social media

Okay but where’s the version without the towel? 😅😛

You’re so damn cute! I love that fuzzy tum

I don’t love where I’m at with my body but it’s what I’ve got and I’m working to make it better!

hi friends, here’s my boner

I just wanna see a little lower 😅

right now really feels like starting a lot of sentences and not knowing how to finish them

Me holding a wine glass of chocolate milk while Richard Osman’s House of Games is on TV in the background d

Chocy milk and Richard Osman

I’m an adult

I got a haircut and now start the one week timer until I accept it and like how it looks

holy glow-up! you really found a look that works for you. not that you looked bad before, but I hope you have more confidence now

Jesus, I love Bluesky. The replies here kick ass…

a good lemon meringue pie, though

I think with my time off until my new job I’ll finally catch up on Pokemon Scarlet

AI is a plague 😩😩

I would unironically be really into this if you ever do!

I didn’t know this was allowed but count me in

A cute little bunny in a harness carrier

It’s dangerous to go alone, take this

I feel like I would get a long winded energy draining answer from Colin Robinson about this

omg 😂

Remember when Markiplier showed his butt?

So cozy to see all the Christmas trees lit up in windows