Caroline Ellis

6 votes. 6 bloody votes.

FRANCE: Put the felon in prison and bar them from running for president.

UNITED STATES: Elect the felon president.

Well this is awkward

Isabel Oakeshott complaining about people working from home, while working from home, in her bathroom

Schoolchildren are routinely slaughtered by AR-15s. Hundreds die.

[*crickets* "Thoughts and prayers" *crickets*]

A couple unoccupied cars are set on fire. No one is hurt.

["THIS HORROR WILL NOT STAND!!! We MUST act to STOP it from ever happening AGAIN!!!!" We will pass new LAWS BANNING IT!!!]

The insight into the everyday lives of the sick and disabled by highly paid hacks is remarkable.
I wonder if the sick and disabled know the problems of the well off? The school fees? The ski trips? Getting domestic staff? The spiraling cost of Range Rovers?

Our CEO @pimlicat.bsky.social on why the UK's disability benefits system PIP is deeply flawed.

"It will ask a question like, 'can you walk 200 metres?' Maybe you can if you have MS, but what you can't then do is get out of bed for two days. So you score zero on the PIP form."

Reform UK's Nigel Farage spent January ranting about Pakistani grooming gangs.

Since then, he's posted photos of himself with convicted rapist Conor McGregor and Derek Chisora who was convicted of assaulting his girlfriend.

So much for caring about the welfare of women and girls.

Vaccines Save Lives.

Spread the word.

It was a pass of absolute beauty!

YOU REDS 🌳
#NFFC

And what a goal!

What a useless dickhead

Today, I asked the first question at Prime Minister's Questions about how Labour's Employment Rights Bill will benefit the people of Southampton.

This government is boosting productivity while protecting workers' rights, putting more money back in people's pockets.

Today’s the anniversary of The Greatest Goal Of The 90s.

We’re not talking about Yeboah, Baggio, or Weah.

Instead, I present to you: Gary Crosby at the City Ground, 1990.

You sneaky little shithouse.

I'd rather they'd just won it within the 90 minutes though!

Nuno's face at the end! 😍

It was wonderful to see Zelenskyy surrounded by his fellow European leaders, all supporting him. He must have felt so much better after the bullying thugs in America. And as the European leaders dispersed from the photo call some of them put their arms round him and said words of encouragement. ❤️

sometimes a picture tells a thousand words

Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer walks Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy to his motorcade after their meeting in Number 10

They are arguing, endlessly, that illegally inciting acts of terror online is ‘free speech’ while silencing dissent, targeting journalists & telling an invaded ally what he is & is not allowed to say during a live television broadcast are all fine.

We stand with Ukraine, now and for as long as it takes

Hope the PM gives Zelesnky some of his really good whiskey. Now that it's open and everything.

Governor Walz has it right. I miss hearing his plain, common sense talk.

President Macron, "Russia is the aggressor, and the Ukrainians are the aggressed people"

"We were right to sanction Russia help Ukraine, and we will continue to do so"

Anthony Albanese
Prime Minister of Australia 👏

Your dignity honors the bravery of the Ukrainian people.

Be strong, be brave, be fearless.
You are never alone, dear President Zelenskyy.

We will continue working with you for a just and lasting peace.