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@darthomnivorous

Girl Dad, Sci Fi Geek, Friend to most quadrupeds. Brooklyn born and bred. Allons-y! he/him

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Daniel Penny is guest of Trump and Vance at Army v Navy game Mr Penny was acquitted earlier this week of homicide after a homeless man died when he restrained him on a subway.

This here is Trump's way of saying "If I can be persecuted by Alvin Bragg, so can you! I'm just one of you!" and it's truly a pathetic move.

Unfortunately it's going to work. They're going to turn this guy into a folk hero and it's going to play up sympathy for Trump at the same time.

15.12.2024 13:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This one's not a kapo.

This one's a klafte

01.12.2024 00:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hoping that NJT, PATH and MTA all set up official accounts here so I can finally cut Xitter lose completely.

25.11.2024 18:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*New Jersey* is red

ftfy

23.11.2024 22:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

To its credit, AA is how I discovered Rachel Maddow. I also loved Ron Kuby. He was much more interesting to listen to when he wasn't opposite Curtis Sliwa.

Then they started hemorrhaging talent and gave Montel Williams a show and he started pushing Sylvia Brown. That's when I stopped tuning in.

22.11.2024 16:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His entire timeline is right there for you to peruse. He's a published journalist (WaPo, Slate, Bloomberg) with years of content you can go check out.

22.11.2024 14:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a kitchen with the words fair hurtful but fair on the bottom ALT: a woman in a kitchen with the words fair hurtful but fair on the bottom
16.11.2024 15:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*prepares for the incoming barrage of rotten fruits and veg*

Chuck Knoblauch

16.11.2024 15:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

What is this shit, Netflix? I've got gigabit fiber and my whole family is asleep. this buffering ain't on me.

16.11.2024 05:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a tattoo on his arm is working on a machine and says " for sure " ALT: a man with a tattoo on his arm is working on a machine and says " for sure "

Reporting for duty, cap!

15.11.2024 23:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Loving that it's all these years later and "hipster coffee bar" is still a thing

15.11.2024 20:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey this is the first ratio I'm participating in on Bsky and you absolutely deserve it for normalizing this insanity.

15.11.2024 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm a huge fan because she's no longer spending a damned fortune on underwear and bras and it's actually well made stuff.

06.10.2023 22:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My wife has become addicted to Parade bras. Very size inclusive and tons of styles and designs. It's easy to find half off codes on IG as well

yourparade.com

06.10.2023 22:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cartoon of a room full of monkeys with typewriters, and a researcher coming through the door holding a pile of papers, saying, "No Shakespeare yet, but here's another copy of 'Art of the Deal'."

Cartoon of a room full of monkeys with typewriters, and a researcher coming through the door holding a pile of papers, saying, "No Shakespeare yet, but here's another copy of 'Art of the Deal'."

06.10.2023 21:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

BREAKING: GENERAL MOTORS HAS AGREED IN NEGOTIATIONS TO ADD ALL EV BATTERY PLANTS TO THE NATIONAL UNION MASTER AGREEMENT.

STRIKES WORK

06.10.2023 18:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1020 ๐Ÿ” 223 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

May the universe give me the strength to stop arguing with YECs on the internet.

06.10.2023 18:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anybody else's nanobots going absolutely apeshit right now?

No...wait... That's just gas.

04.10.2023 18:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Obligatory

29.09.2023 13:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"No thanks, doc. I wasted my parents' money by not wearing my retainer 20 years ago. I'm sure as shit not wasting my own money to do it again."

19.09.2023 22:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol yeah that's gonna be a no from me

18.09.2023 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The "Discover" tab shouldn't be showing me accounts I already follow. Seems like something they should improve.

17.09.2023 13:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Give it time. Eventually somebody over there will forget to re-register the domain and it'll get bought up by some squatter who can redirect it wherever they want.

17.09.2023 13:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"But Elmo fixed the bot problem!"

Also, probably a *ton* of abandoned accounts over there.

I'd like to see the internal numbers from them on accounts that have been idle for 6 months or more. I'll bet it's over 70%

17.09.2023 13:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd rather die alone, peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, and not screaming in terror holding on to those nearest me, like his passengers.

15.09.2023 19:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unfortunately until they finally nut up and secede it'll be accurate.

Just don't send them to Jersey. We don't want them either.

15.09.2023 19:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reverse racism is when you back your car over a racist just to make sure.

15.09.2023 18:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2104 ๐Ÿ” 556 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

My sister called and asked if I was coming over this weekend.

That's how I find out.

15.09.2023 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What if you're a Vermont State Trooper?

youtu.be/1rlSjdnAKY4?...

15.09.2023 19:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of all the blocks I collected on the bird site, Lenny's was my favorite

12.09.2023 03:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0