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Everybody deserves a Raggedy Ann night now and again 🙃

Thanks. Hope the pillow continues to help and that you occasionally give yourself time off for good behavior.

Hmm -- what sort of ergonomic pillow? I should probably aspire to be similarly annoyed.

I don't want to 🥺

Um, if, hypothetically, a fan were to send her a new purple parka? 😳

I did not know, thank you!

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Quick, over there! A Jay is playing hide and seek in your feed...

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Really? You wouldn't lie to me, would you?

But Mr. Noodle and his brother Mr. Noodle are the bomb.

Good move.

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I would have taken it too, had it been offered. 🤷‍♂️ I'm awfully glad this prolonged saga looks like it's going to end happily and you'll be able to relax!

Go figure.

As it should be.

I wasn't about to say that when you were waiting for the colonoscopy. Hope you don't mind me saying it now. I'm so glad things look good for you at this point.

Shame on your health care providers for offering a type of screening that isn't even very good without the ability to follow up in a timely manner. Memorial Sloan Kettering says that while the general rule is that the best screening is one that gets done, they make an exception for Guardant. 🤬

Not really a starter. More of a naantré.

Yup

"I have a lot of Borden scientists interested in me, too." I think this guy is not the young veterinary, but one of the scientists. Elsie's swains form a whole human herd. Speaking of swains, why does Elmer look so swinish from the side view? His profile is porcine when holding that post-priapic toy

Naw, I think that's one of the scientists she mentions as also taking an interest in her. She has a retinue of admirers

Naw, that little heifer is pure Jersey. Product of parthenogenesis, probably.

Irradiated milk? Definitely what I want to give my baby

You were talking about Elsie and Elmer? And how Elmer is a Hereford?

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Good luck, Just Jen. Hope it's a false positive.

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