Nate

The letters on my keyboard getting excited as I take a sip because they might get to hook up with a different Shift key than usual.

The way the word “rhythm” is spelled is disgusting. Ending a word with ythm is bad enough, but you’re telling me there’s a fucking h before that too?

Got a great spot in my house for an unsettling secret shrine but nothing worth shrining over :(

King Nate the Evacuated.

-1 point for rhyming masses with masses but other than that War Pigs is an endlessly accurate evaluation.

No I didn't "spark a conversation" my idea was the mother and every comment that followed is my child.

The phrase “quiet dignity” has been bandied about, but that’s for others to decide.

I’m actually really good at puking. More than one person has witnessed it and praised my composure.

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The Naked Gun (2025)

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and she has excellent taste.

We watched The Naked Gun, it was great.

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One of the top ten funniest boats around.

OneGiantHand comic in which Donkey Kong is discouraged from pursuing a literary career.

(Thank you for reminding me about my favourite comic of all time)

When your friend is about to buy a really expensive pen and you gotta bite the bullet and tell them that their musings are tepid to save them from a financially ruinous decision.

Sending pictures of tall stuff to my friend who likes to climb.

Gotta wring out every single “hey… look at us!” during a virtue drought.

I have never heard of these but I know from the name alone I want them.

I was using a socket wrench and the sensation was so satisfying I felt pride in humanity.

Extremely old Jedi said “may the force be with you” with too much conviction at the end of our transaction. He searched my face for an endorsement.

[wife looking at sketch of donut burglar on the news]
"he looks like you"
[me holding huge glass of milk on way to basement] it's not though

Absolutely blew my mind even though in hindsight it was all right there.

A photo of Jared Harris in mad men

A photo of Richard Harris in Unforgiven.

I love films and television and surfing the web and clicking on Wikipedia pages and I still didn’t know until very recently that Jared Harris was Richard Harris’ son.

The wind doesn't blow when I'm around. Crashing against my muscles would hurt it.

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-never been smarter
-five emails
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-two separate sharpening systems
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The heights are well wuthered and we need not wurther further.

Oh I like that. A load means a lot and that’s how much I like to get.

A witch cursed me because I saw her trip and stumble. Didn’t even laugh, just witnessed it.

I usually throw out a “behold” before I do my unveilings, but when it’s something real special, I hit 'em with the “feast your eyes on this…”

District 9 (2009)

Brothers don't weigh anything even when they make you watch stressful dumb cinema.
@nafmcpodcast.bsky.social watched District 9.

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Saying “I haven’t yet acquired the wealth that is required” instead of “me too poor”

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-pp punch
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