Jaysea Lynn

How tf am I supposed to build a dating profile?
“My hobbies include: crying over the lil anglerfish and trying not to panic every time I check the news”

When choosing a font drives you to tears it might be time to have a snack and go for a little walk

Yes! I’ve just been very busy 😅

For now

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! The Hell’s Belles trilogy has found a home at Saga Press, Simon&Schuster (UK), and Simon Maverick (audio)! Preorders for print (coming 5/6) and audio (coming 4/1) are available now! Elena Wolfe & Sean Masters will bring Lily&Bel to life in the audio. I’m SO EXCITED!

Since I avoid driving in icy/snowy conditions like the plague, I’ve only done it a handful of times before. I just spent 3 hours on a snowy I5 in the Weenie Hut Jr lane and now feel qualified to handle anything.

I’ve never been more excited for a Monday in my life 😎

*getting an ultrasound on my leg and hears a bubbly whoosh from the computer*
Me, thinking it’s a ‘computer loading’ kind of sound: “Oh that’s a cute little noise!”
My tech: “That’s your blood flow.”

Maybe it’s anxiety
Maybe it’s too much coffee
Doubtful it’s Maybelline, but at this point I’ll keep my options open

Not even a little 🤣🤣

Thanks to the Reddit page I now 1) have this better version of the Barney song stuck in my head and 2) can never read this scene the same way again

Anyone can be a hot girl if they say so and anything can be hot girl shit if you decide it is

“I can’t wait to write about Hell today!”
Me, a fantasy author 🤝 some guys a few hundred years ago

“Hottie shit”

I decided to no longer call tasks “tasks”, and instead refer to them as “hot girl shit” and it’s worked surprisingly well.
*drinks water* “thats hot girl shit”
*empties dishwasher* “that’s hot girl shit”
*makes an appointment* “HOT👏GIRL👏SHIT👏”

You get it! Hot girl high five!

It’s deeply inconvenient. Strongly worded yelp review to follow.

“Hot girls have anxiety” I say to myself, reaching for nausea meds and trying to not have an emotional stroke

Bel

TikTok and YouTube

My mother answered the phone with a secret code word to indicate that she’d finished the book.
I’m still giggling about it

I’m still on hold, I’ll get back to you

What do you mean the void has a wait time?? I can’t just scream into my pillow, I have a lot of feelings and big lungs. The neighbors will hear me and call someone.

We all knew what that salute was. They just don’t feel the need to whisper anymore.

I’m seriously doubting if I’ll ever return tbh, which breaks my heart, but it’s not the same.

Relationships require compromise

As a bright spot in the day, my mom told me she’s been reading my book & is about halfway through. She’s been enjoying it, but her review of certain scenes so far made me laugh:
“Oh my GOSH Jaysea. We need to find you the right kind of MAN.”

This is feeling very “our dear leader”
So much so that I can’t feel too happy about this. Like, okay, it’s back, but at what cost?

Currently uploading the super long livestream from tiktok to YouTube. So if you missed it, it will be there. Might take a mi ute to upload lol. Its over 4 hours long.
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I am waiting to see if Patreon can handle this giant, girth video file lol. Was so much fun. @sea-ya-later.bsky.social @jtontheinternet.bsky.social @doctorrowan.bsky.social @bama2dads.bsky.social