Katie Aki ✶

It’s sick. I don’t know what to say

It’s worse than I even knew

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They’re all little fairy girls, but they all have THEMES. There’s like “the Snow White fairy” and “the Cinderella fairy”

1) it’s girlslop, which has offended me since *I* was a girl
2) there’s sooooo many sub series. Like, you might think “the sweets fairies” covers it all, but there’s also “sugar and spice fairies.” “Magical animal fairies” and “farm animal fairies”

Magic schoolhouse is bad, but at least that’s basically one series with a few numbering confusions.

the skinniest little j fic books, disorganized by a million sub-series

kids’ series are already so difficult, but the fucking DAISY MEADOWS FAIRY BOOKS taste my fucking BLADE

Such things are mysterious and also delightful.

helped a patron today, dressed completely in men’s clothes with a big men’s watch, very cool delivery, speaking in a low register. for all appearances, a stud, right? also apparently a (man’s) wife and mother.

Vintage Japanese matchbook illustration of dog pulling the world in a cart

Vintage Japanese matchbook illustration of a dog pulling two deer in a cart

Vintage Japanese matchbook illustration of a rabbit hauling the moon in a cart

Vintage Japanese matchbook illustration of an elephant hauling an elephant in a cart

me: I hope they don’t make me haul some bullshit around tomorrow at work
me, at work tomorrow:

like Santa con but of columbos

Columbo and dog

maybe me and El should both go as Columbo for Halloween this year. Columbi

A digital drawing in the style of a cheap vintage pulp novel illustration. Two girls sit on horses, 3/4 away from the viewer, overlooking the desert landscape in front of them. One of them is Lou, a skinny cowgirl in fringed chaps and a western shirt. The other is Artie, a muscular girl in a leather jacket with a yellow cat face patch on the back. The above library genre stickers have been applied to the picture.

Read the genre-spanning free serial (post-) post-apocalyptic Japanese-American Lesbian Western Romance, Wasteland Pony Express 🏇💘🌵
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digital drawing of vintage library-style genre stickers. Japanese American: on red, a crane and a bald eagle. Lesbian: on cyan, two scissors surrounded by hearts. Post-Apocalyptic: on yellow, the outline of a girl looking at a ruined city. Post-Post-Apocalyptic: on green, the same city and same girl, this time flanked by two other figures with tools in their hands. A rebuilt town stands in front of the ruins.

digital drawing of vintage library-style genre stickers. Religious: on deep blue, two cyan praying hands with a lesbian manicure. Romance: on pink, a rose in front of a lace-trimmed heart. Western: on tan, a red cowboy boot and a coiled rope.

Wasteland genre stickers
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Me neither 😳

I’m going to release it into nature

lol, of course! I’m like, an evangelical about this stuff. Thanks for asking!

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I just have one 1-cup cube tray, but there are all kinds of layouts. This girlie does some really intense lego-style meal prep with them, but we don't have enough freezer space. www.instagram.com/simplysarahh...

I got Souper Cubes (there are knockoffs too!) and I use it for so much. Soups, obvs, but also rice and stir frys, etc etc! then pop it out and vacuum seal it, but you can also put it in a freezer bag.

I also gave half of this soup away to a friend who's having a hard time, and we still have a serving left in the freezer. Feeling so unspeakably smug at my actions (feeding myself, my partner, and my friend a delicious wholesome nutritious meal)

I'm scared.......

who am I to enforce identity upon it

I did all that frenzied cooking, and now.......... we get beautiful home-made tortilla soup from the freezer with basically no cleanup 😈 #scam #scammers #womenwhoscam

A photo of an avocado in my hand. It is red as hell.

well. this is a new one for me

DW Arthur Meme, she’s standing in front of a door with a sign on it and saying “that sign won’t stop me because I can’t read!” But I’ve put the word “prophetic dream” over the word “sign.”

Lou, once again:

I’ve seen pics 😵‍💫

(allegedly)

the antepenultimate Pony Express Update….

please, Jack, my nerves are shot to hell

I need to lie down