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Boring for who? Fans of both clubs will enjoy it. Fuck everyone else 🤣

Better hair though.

Inside the Department of War are two wolves:

"We've shut down the Colleges of War because book learnings are woke, gay, and irrelevant to war fighting."

"How come no one told us the Strait is important, there are different kinds of Kurds, Iran is big, and air power historically doesn't win wars?"

Already checking the Overground times 🙏

Oooh I do hope so, right in my SE London wheelhouse!

Are you actually insane?

Chalamet is going to play this guy next in some bullshit called Terry Bigjumps

I simply refuse to believe this isn’t a Chris Morris sketch:

“Scare” is funny though, like we weren’t playing in 1st gear with all the reserves, trying a free-jazz back three, and two teenagers mucking about in midfield before drinking cider in the park and flicking Vs out of the rear window of the team bus 🤣

What if we threw in yet another ‘x’, gratis, free-of-charge, at no additional cost?

There does seem to be “quite a lot going on” at the moment. Wherever you are, stay safe 👍❤️🤍

Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood says "l have approved the Metropolitan Police's request to ban the Al Quds march" - adding "I am satisfied doing so is necessary to prevent serious public disorder" in "the context of the ongoing conflict in the Middle East"

Fair fucks: even I didn’t think these clowns would try another crackdown protest outrage while their trousers are still down around their ankles in about eighteen different ways. I thought they’d be busy trying to pull their pants back up to cover their bare arses. Seems I was wrong.

GOING FOR GOLD SHED SEVEN

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No it isn’t. Don’t be absurd. Grow up.

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“You’re a fucking plumber!” has absolutely ended me. Well done 💀

As long as Tonali only bets on us winning…

Media: More questions to him like this one from reporter Shawn McCreesh, please!

Hooray, you’re here 🔴⚪️

we have entered the era of nation-state level trolling

you have to listen to everything he says but also ignore everything he says which is very difficult

Are the global markets really swinging back because of an ambiguous comment by the world's most powerful idiot? Has everyone lost their fucking minds?

Yes to an extent, and they have to adapt to the conditions. Dowman has played on some turnip patches in the U19s and U21s (but also on a load of lovely astro too!)

I was never worried that we’d lose, just if we could get out of it as efficiently as possible.

Is the oil price simply index-linked to the rising US casualties or are there other factors in play? Asking for a trader.

BREAKING: After badly losing the war he started for no reason, President Trump is carefully considering declaring victory and pretending he won 👀

Film idea: Trading Places 2. Two old rich guys have a bet on what would happen if the biggest fucking idiot ever became leader of the free world.

Mansfield wasn’t a scare, whatever the narrative was really hoping for. We had gears to click into, because you don’t have to win every game 5-0. That pitch was a disgrace, I wouldn’t have allowed my U14 side to play on it. Hence, injuries. We go again 🔴⚪️

Screenshot of a social post by President Donald J. Trump that says: 'Short term oil prices, which will drop rapidly when the destruction of the Iran nuclear threat is over, is a very small price to pay for U.S.A., and World, Safety and Peace. ONLY FOOLS WOULD THINK DIFFERENTLY!President DJT'

Very ‘stable genius’ energy policy here.