๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿณ chef bao ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿง„๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿซ˜๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒฝ's Avatar

๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿณ chef bao ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿง„๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿซ˜๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒฝ

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๐Ÿฎ ่‹žๆบข baoโ€™s yap acct ๐Ÿฆ 20โ†‘ ๐Ÿข any pronouns ๐Ÿ˜ go to @turtlebaos.bsky.social for translations etc.

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has anyone actually laughed until they cried? the only time i rlly did both was when i fell really hard during a three-legged race in elementary school and it lowkey freaked my teacher out

10.03.2026 16:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ns

08.03.2026 13:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i feel rlly sleepy and worn out today. and crazy bc of the sun.

09.03.2026 21:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

calling honeybees "livestock" will never stop amusing me because in 95% of scenarios (like unless they're totally indoors somehow?) they have the ability to quit. if you suck at keeping bees, they will eat all the honey, take their mom, and leave. we are just the property managers

08.03.2026 22:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 651 ๐Ÿ” 165 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

the dialogue in this photo is literally beyond parody

09.03.2026 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 923 ๐Ÿ” 192 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

love that the weather is good enough for walks hate that the sun makes me feel crazy

09.03.2026 18:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

useless government

09.03.2026 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i've decided that i'm wasting too much time cooking so i'm going to figure out how to speedrun nutrients idrc abt taste anymore i guess

09.03.2026 15:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank you women for sunny windy walking weather. i'm reading a book while i stroll in circles.

08.03.2026 21:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they stole an hour from women

08.03.2026 18:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 4984 ๐Ÿ” 1692 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads:
"Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads: "Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

happy international women's day

08.03.2026 16:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 7152 ๐Ÿ” 2822 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21 ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

maybe it's stress from other stuff but right now i can't help feeling like it's going to get me killed someday

08.03.2026 18:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i need to learn how to get better at being angry instead of rationalizing harm before it gets me killed

08.03.2026 18:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sensodyne has money in france

08.03.2026 13:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the ads in france are interesting though

08.03.2026 11:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

brother i can't understand historical chinese.....

08.03.2026 11:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

watching a chinese drama with french subtitles bc they don't have it in my region.....

08.03.2026 11:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

actually....ceo bao has a nice ring to it......

08.03.2026 11:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

when you turn off targeted ads you get some real interesting ones. why am i being shown ai company management for CEOs

08.03.2026 11:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 11:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 131 ๐Ÿ” 57 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ruben Ray Martinez: Footage shows US citizen shot by ICE agent in Texas traffic stop The Department of Homeland Security did not disclose Martinez was shot by one of its agents until almost a year later.

Newly released footage shows an ICE agent killing Rubin Ray Martinez, 23, in his car in Texas.

"He was shot at point-blank range through his side window by an ICE agent who was in no danger."
www.bbc.com/news/article...

07.03.2026 14:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 6172 ๐Ÿ” 3880 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 263
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Guardian ๐ŸŒฟ

18.02.2026 16:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 7442 ๐Ÿ” 2538 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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่žข็ฟซ๏ฝŒ็ธบ๏ฝก็ธบ๏ฝพ็ธบๅŒป๏ฝˆ็ชถ๏ฝฆ่ซ๏ฝบ็ธบ๏ฝจ่ณ?้‚ฑๅตโ†“็ธบ

07.03.2026 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 98 ๐Ÿ” 40 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

timmy getting rightfully whacked is one of the best things to happen to me this month

07.03.2026 21:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

healing 2 hour call with my high school friend

06.03.2026 06:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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did you know? cilantro prefer to travel via clover, with the help of the wind

05.03.2026 23:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

whatever ^____TTTTT clearing my notifs bc i don't have anything to say after all

05.03.2026 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i know she means well but this is super depressing actually.....i would like it if i lived in a world where family aren't the only people who will help me wholeheartedly and unconditionally bc we fundamentally do not get along

05.03.2026 19:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i have to learn how to bake a cake and i'm trying to figure out if i should get 2 cake pans or if i should cut the cake in 2

05.03.2026 19:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the past couple of days i've been wondering if i'm a bad influence so this makes me feel better!! thank you :-)

05.03.2026 19:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0