Emergency Teds

Je téléphone a la police @emergencyteds.bsky.social
#Louvre

The Jacobs favourite pastime. Drinking, farting and belching in the buff! 😂
Video: @custompetsongs.bsky.social

Dr Drake Culla "Oh, that's my long-lost cousin Vlad! He is very partial to O Rhesus Positive!"

Merry Christmas to all our fabulous friends. X

Sergeant Herbie Royce "Too many careless Sunday drivers out today! *tuts*

Miss Marbles "I've had a lovely Sunday lunch at the vicarage and I'm now going to get the bus home".

Sergeant Herbie Royce "Their gases contribute to global warming!" *chuckle*

Satis House is nothing compared to Dr Drake Culla’s wine cave… bsky.app/profile/emer...

Norris Dean "The weather is very bad today, so please stay at home and only travel if essential. There is major disruption to rail services".
#StormCuthie

Carl Fogg "Hello! I'm the owner of Bearington Taxis, and we've just rolled out a new fleet of cars!"

😂😂

Looks like things are starting to loosen up a bit in Bearington - it’s a relaxed opening in prospect from @emergencyteds.bsky.social

Candice Floss "Hello, everyone. My christmas delivery is arriving tomorrow so look out for some very exciting offers!"

Student Nurse Shirley Shelby "The patient is very badly impacted and needs help".
ANP Connie Stapation "So,
I'd suggest 2 enemas to get things moving. Microlax followed by a phosphate and if that doesn't do the trick she may need some Picolax".

Humpfrey Boone "Some appointments have opened up for my physiotherapy clinic in December, so please book with Brenda on reception".

Ceecee Wax "Hello Bearington residents! We are getting booked up for Christmas, so if you fancy a new head fur style or a pawdicure, please give us a call before we are booked up!"

PC Bobby Bobblestock "We're doing house to house enquiries on Tafurley Street following reports of a peeping tom in the area".

Sergeant Herbie Royce "Please take note!
When you drive in the rain
Please take your time
And use your brain".

#HerbiesLaw

Constable Skip Ramsay "We have a motto about drug dealing, furry community:

If we catch you selling drugs
We'll take a photo of your mug!"

Anoushka Popov "Mr Cuthbert dressing gown wash off now machine put".
Cuthbert "It doesn't need a wash".
Anoushka Popov "You home last night and sat on pizza drunk".
Cuthbert "Oh I wondered why I could smell pepperoni!"

Ernie Goldtop "Good morning Bearington residents! I'm out on my rounds and with Christmas coming up we have been inundated with orders for our organic brandy clotted cream!"

Captain Miles Dace "I'd be in a bit of a problem without it!" *chuckles*

DS Cindy Pugh "Yea, he's one of our serial offenders".

It's a great app. You can have a few goes but afterwards it's £2.89 a month.

Aubrey Wrigglesworth "Boring!"

DCI Sherlock Holmes "You're very welcome, madam".

Captain Miles Dace "Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome onboard Flight 629 service from Bearington to Bangkok. We are currently first in line for take-off and are expected to be in the air in approximately three minutes time".

DS Cindy Pugh "Good morning. I'm on patrol tonight, and I'm on my way to Bearington Chase".

Sergeant Harold Rolls "I was referring to members of the furry community who park in spaces reserved for those with a disability!"

Oliver Prim "Good evening from Furakesh! We are so busy, and there is such a great vibe tonight! We close at 1am, so come along! We look forward to seeing you!"