Shepherd

lowkey surprised Elon hasn’t proposed using his rockets to fly oil out lol

People are thinking small. We simply put wheels on the ships.

not too late to delete this oomfie

hmmm might need to finally charge my switch…

“nepo-baby who willingly spent time as a mercenary because killing is fun to him is a real person that will be popular in Maine” is a damning indictment of Maine, and if proven true, will make me think less of the state than I do of every other state

hmmmmm the video seeks to show you are in fact shooting cans with a slingshot 🧐

he did scream at me when I got up… I gave him some treats tho and that seemed to make him happy

I had to get up tho and he was on me :(

how do I tell him nap time is OVER and I have to get up

Pac-Man likes to eat algae wafers & climb pagodas

Please God let this idiotic, unnecessary conflict usher in a revolution in these petrol states that makes the Haitian Revolution look like a tea party

more Pumpkin is suffering without any cake :(

so when is Pumpkin getting a cake?

she’s one of my favorite YouTubers, I study environmental history (and not media analysis) but I can tell from her content she’s clearly an expert in what she talks about… same cannot he said for many YouTube personalities

okay so you made a cake that poor Pumpkin can’t even EAT and still complain he didn’t help???

why would Pumpkin help you make a cake that is SURELY a gift for him??

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

What is that?? I keep my cigarette in a BOX not a POCKET

Mango?

time change + giving something up for Lent

YES I looked directly at the sun to take these

@dakota.bsky.social

Bei Bei (Smithsonian National Zoo) is all ears~🤩

hey if Jesus had coffee he would understand the either of my sacrifice

correct!

I’ve been wearing a blot of button down shirts lately, you may praise my beauty in the replies

(also I’m almost 28 and got one of these shirts in eight grade can you tell which one?)

a baby

THE GRIND NEVER STOPS KEEP READING

HI OUMPKIN

he did not want me to leave this morning :(